I told you I can't afford a light bulb.

Anybody home? The porch light is still burned out.

I think I'll dress Rudy up as a bag of cat food.That should make him real happy.But on the other hand he might start eating on himself.LOL

You need to put Rudy in a halloween costume!

I'm always asking him when we go out if my butt looks good in my jeans.He thought my sig was funny.

What was Scotty's response to your signature? Are you trying to embarass the poor guy?

I wish that was happening but it isn't. Kid doesn't feed it, but won't let me get rid of it. I'd like to BBQ it myself.

Stop chocking that poor thing and it would stop squealing.

You can watch me throw this stupid guinee pig out the window in a minute if he doesn't stop sqeaking.

I'm watching you with my one good eye.I know what your doing at all times....