Midas

My son and I were at the shooting range this evening, we were having a good time, shooting rifles and handguns. But a couple of booths down from us, there was an old man, he was your typical elderly man, he had short gray hair, was wearing a green boonie hat, and had on a pair of bifocals. There was nothing out of the ordinary about him, so we continued to shoot for probably close to an hour. All of a sudden, the old man comes over to our booth, at first i didn't know why, then he glanced at my...

Sorry I didn't update yesterday, there was really no activity to report. Now for today, this morning there were about 6 infant R.M.M hanging around the flower bed, rooting around in the dirt, I made quick work of them by dropping a bag of cement on their heads, they were crushed to pieces. I intend to use the parts for my lawnmower and tiller. Aside from the excitement this morning, I thankfully have nothing else to report, it has been a pretty quiet evening so far. Maybe things will change tomorrow,...

Today was quiet, I think the cold weather kept the mole men underground, although I did hear a few of them rustling around just before dawn. I can only hope that the conditions remain this way.

Here it is, folks, fresh off the press, this picture was taken in my garage about 20 minutes ago! maybe some of you will believe now

billy, I think i found you a new girlfriend