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05-21-2009, 05:55 PM
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#1261 | | Firearm Zealot
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Don't need tracers, they glow all by themselves!
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People think I'm paranoid because I own guns. If I own guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?
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05-21-2009, 06:14 PM
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#1262 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Planet Earth
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Smile you son of a #$%##!
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05-21-2009, 10:45 PM
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#1263 | | Firearm Zealot
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Is Mystery Science Theater still on?
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05-24-2009, 02:44 PM
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#1264 | | Freedom Zealot
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska
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Haven't seen it in awhile !!
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I keep tellin ya Doc, I'm in pretty good shape considerin the shape I'm in !!
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05-25-2009, 10:01 AM
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#1265 | | Some People's kids....
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin
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Arn't women mysteries of science?
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05-25-2009, 11:48 AM
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#1266 | | Firearm Zealot
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No, they are mysteries of nature.
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05-25-2009, 12:27 PM
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#1267 | | Some People's kids....
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin
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I may not understand them, but, most of the time they sure are nice to have around.
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05-25-2009, 04:44 PM
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#1268 | | Firearm Zealot
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Except during certain days of the month......
When a woman gets PMS, what does the man get?
ESPN
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05-25-2009, 04:46 PM
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#1269 | | Firearm Zealot
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I thought he got absent.
TCA
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05-28-2009, 09:33 AM
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#1270 | | Freedom Zealot
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Def get gone !!
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05-28-2009, 05:06 PM
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#1271 | | Firearm Zealot
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TinCan Assasin  | I thought he got absent.
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Absent to the bar, watching ESPN?
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05-29-2009, 10:33 AM
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#1272 | | Freedom Zealot
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Now THAT's a great idea !!
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05-29-2009, 11:09 AM
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#1273 | | Firearm Zealot
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Get good and liquored up before he goes to sleep on the couch.
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05-29-2009, 01:08 PM
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#1274 | | Some People's kids....
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin
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Needs to stay somewhat sober so he can fish...
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05-29-2009, 02:34 PM
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#1275 | | Firearm Zealot
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If you've ever been too drunk to fish, you just might be a redneck.
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05-29-2009, 02:46 PM
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#1276 | | Some People's kids....
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sleepin' off a drunk while fishin' is how ya get a red neck!
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05-29-2009, 10:57 PM
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#1277 | | Firearm Zealot
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You might be a redneck if you use a weed eater to try and open an ammo can.
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05-30-2009, 10:04 AM
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#1278 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: brookeland tex
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if your to drunk to fish you aint no redneck
how you think we came up with noodling
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05-30-2009, 10:23 AM
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#1279 | | Firearm Zealot
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gandog56 | If you've ever been too drunk to fish, you just might be a redneck. | I must be a redneck. Cool!!! 
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05-30-2009, 11:02 AM
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#1280 | | Freedom Zealot
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Real noodlers don't use their hands !!
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