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11-14-2009, 08:11 AM
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#1481 | | Firearm Zealot
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open it with your teeth!
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11-14-2009, 08:15 AM
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#1482 | | Firearm Zealot
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Drill a hole in the top. Run a tube through it. Eat a lot of beans. Hold other end of tube to your butt. Blow off the spamcan lid.
Do not do this near an open flame.
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11-14-2009, 08:17 AM
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#1483 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by gandog56  | Drill a hole in the top. Run a tube through it. Eat a lot of beans. Hold other end of tube to your butt. Blow off the spamcan lid.
Do not do this near an open flame. | Im gonna try this one! Ill get back to ya on the results.
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11-14-2009, 09:14 AM
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#1484 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Originally Posted by paynetrain Unless you live in Arkansas. Then it would be "Open it with your tooth.".
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11-14-2009, 09:15 AM
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#1485 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Originally Posted by gandog56 | Drill a hole in the top. Run a tube through it. Eat a lot of beans. Hold other end of tube to your butt. Blow off the spamcan lid.
Do not do this near an open flame. | Is this the "Texnmidwest Method"?
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11-14-2009, 10:05 AM
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#1486 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by LefthandShooter | Unless you live in Arkansas. Then it would be "Open it with your tooth.". | Reminds me of that old joke. What has 48 legs and 4 teeth.
The front row of a Willy Nelson concert.
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11-14-2009, 10:17 AM
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#1487 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Originally Posted by gandog56 | Reminds me of that old joke. What has 48 legs and 4 teeth.
The front row of a Willy Nelson concert. | What? No arms???
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11-14-2009, 01:11 PM
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#1488 | | Freedom Zealot
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Kinda like Cecil !!
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11-21-2009, 02:26 PM
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#1489 | | Freedom Zealot
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Where's Tex ??
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11-21-2009, 02:27 PM
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#1490 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Maybe he is sealed inside the ammo tin?
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11-21-2009, 03:41 PM
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#1491 | | Firearm Zealot
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If Tex ate any beans, no spam can could hold him.
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11-21-2009, 04:22 PM
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#1492 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Originally Posted by gandog56 | If Tex ate any beans, no spam can could hold him. | And then he could fill a Zepplin and float home!
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11-21-2009, 04:30 PM
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#1493 | | Firearm Zealot
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Ya teeth. Now why didnt I think of that??????
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11-21-2009, 07:12 PM
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#1494 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by LefthandShooter | And then he could fill a Zepplin and float home! |
BALLOON BOY! 
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01-27-2010, 07:34 PM
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#1495 | | Some People's kids....
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HOLY COW!!!!
We almost lost a classic!!!
BUMP!!!
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01-27-2010, 08:20 PM
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#1496 | | Firearm Zealot
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TEX is back. I know he wont admit it but I heard through a left handed grapevine that he tried that gas can opener descibed above. But he did it too close to the outhouse heater he was using and as soon as the heater kicked on it blew him and the outhouse into orbit. He was lucky though cus all the pinups shielded him on re-entry.
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01-28-2010, 02:56 AM
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#1497 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by Capt'n Mil Coll | Ya teeth. Now why didnt I think of that?????? | I think I actually did that one about 50 pages back!
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01-28-2010, 02:57 AM
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#1498 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by Capt'n Mil Coll | TEX is back. I know he wont admit it but I heard through a left handed grapevine that he tried that gas can opener descibed above. But he did it too close to the outhouse heater he was using and as soon as the heater kicked on it blew him and the outhouse into orbit. He was lucky though cus all the pinups shielded him on re-entry. | They make pinups of BEARS????? 
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01-28-2010, 09:07 AM
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#1499 | | Some People's kids....
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Originally Posted by Capt'n Mil Coll | TEX is back. I know he wont admit it but I heard through a left handed grapevine that he tried that gas can opener descibed above. But he did it too close to the outhouse heater he was using and as soon as the heater kicked on it blew him and the outhouse into orbit. He was lucky though cus all the pinups shielded him on re-entry. |
They DO make them out of pretty thick paper! 
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01-28-2010, 04:36 PM
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#1500 | | Firearm Zealot
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Ive got 880 rounds on the way, hope I get an opener with it. It was 159 plus shipping, 200 bucks total.
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