03-25-2008, 05:17 PM
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| Senior Bear Fluffer   | There is nothing mutant or weird about Russian fairy toad mermaids! I kissed her again and look what happened! 
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03-25-2008, 05:59 PM
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03-26-2008, 11:19 AM
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| Senior Member  | rofl....age is just a state of mind....but they still charge me for adult ticket to movie 
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03-28-2008, 12:55 AM
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Getting old is matter of fact!! second child hood is a choice LOL
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03-28-2008, 07:43 AM
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| Senior Bear Fluffer | Couldn't have said it better myself, Marion!  Besides, can't have people thinkin' we are grumpy old shotgunners or something.
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03-28-2008, 05:39 PM
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03-28-2008, 07:54 PM
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| Senior Member  | Glad I'm not that old yet! But I'm gettin' there! My usual routine is to get up, and if I don't die, I go down and make coffee, send the dog out to get the paper (he's old too, but 'Ol Gunner cuts through the snow faster'n me), read the obituaries, and if'n I aint in em!!!!........I come here to make fun of Marion, Tex and AH. Cuz' I can still outrun 'em! Even if I give them a head start! If I'm in the Obits, then I got to shave...
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03-28-2008, 07:57 PM
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| Senior Member | I was on break one day at work and reading the paper and my forman asked me what I was reading and i told him the obits!! he said why and i told him because if I was in there I was going home
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03-28-2008, 08:12 PM
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| Senior Member | ROFL Marion. I spent last night at the VA with an old WWII Vet whose dying from cancer. I was asleep in a chair, and he woke up, in pain, and asked "is there anyone there?" I said, "as far as I can tell, just me!" He replied, "OK, tell them I am NOT dying, until I get the f$%ing ham sandwhich I asked for 10 God%$#@ hours ago! I went out to the nurses station and asked about a ham sandwhich. They said he's been asking about it since he got there 2 years ago! I went back this Am and brought him a homemade ham sandwhich. He was excited to get it! But on opening it, he replied, "what the f%$k! Ha again! LOL
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03-28-2008, 09:37 PM
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| Senior Bear Fluffer | What would life be like with out precious stories like these!!! I don't mean to be mushy but you guys and gals have sure brightened my life!
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08-22-2008, 12:56 AM
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| Senior Member | Swede: You are generous with your time etc. Tex and Marion. You save a five or ten/twenty dollar bill when you can, and assuming that your wife does not make you account for all of your cash, you buy a money order....covertly. Make sure no friends of wife or girlfriend are in small grocery store bank area. They will instantly report you to the 'Oberbefehlshaber' at home. You tell the ammo supplier to send it to a friend or relative's house (AIM will need photocopy of their driver's license). When your wife sees credit card bills, there is nothing about ammo! Women are born sneaky  and can cast the 'evil eye' with their mental powers (many can read our thoughts, anticipate our next action...weird)-we men must band together to outfox their diabolical powers. We must not give in to appeasement and groveling.You can save more and do this with another Mosin rifle! My wife does not know a Mini from an SKS from a MN 44-she majored in music. Am just a two-legged dog, house-trained, with a MN virus. Will a shot of vodka cure this? Last edited by Laufer; 08-22-2008 at 01:07 AM. |
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08-22-2008, 01:59 AM
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08-22-2008, 04:07 AM
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08-22-2008, 04:09 AM
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08-22-2008, 06:01 AM
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