Range report for 1938 Tula

marion57 · 03-25-2008, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by texnmidwest

Ya, it was big foot! I had a heck of a fight on my hands. He loves Enfields and that one looked just like the one someone stole from him while he was trying to get some beef jerky and steal a pig. Thank God I had my M44 with the bayo extended handy. First I noticed he was standing there so I gave him an elbow to the bread basket grabbed his arm and flipped him over my shoulder. He howled and bounced up like he was made of rubber. The break gave me just enough time to grab that M44 and yell BONZAI and charge! The sticker hit a rib and I pole vaulted off his chest and out the basement window. Gave me time to get away. He left my Enfield but drank all the beer I had in my fridge. Wait till I get that spam can of ammo open. That overgrown fur bait is in trouble!

LOL glad I wasnt drinking my coffee

bigbuddy21 · 03-25-2008, 11:30 PM

now i knows you a lyeing, bigfoot dont like beefjerky!

marion57 · 03-25-2008, 11:49 PM

quote=bigbuddy21;458438]now i knows you a lyeing, bigfoot dont like beefjerky![/quote]
Does so, didnnt you see the commercial where he was teased by two guys in a car ?? Boy are those guys sorry hehe

Besides you know Tex wouldnt stretch the truth , would he??

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texnmidwest · 03-26-2008, 08:00 AM

Ya don't believe me?!!

Geo M44 · 03-26-2008, 08:35 AM

I thought I read about that in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinal. Was that you?

texnmidwest · 03-26-2008, 08:36 AM

I tried to remain anonymous.

SwedeSteve · 03-26-2008, 09:09 AM

Uh OH!! Another runaway thread! LOL.

Mike82 · 03-26-2008, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by texnmidwest

Ya don't believe me?!!

of course we believe you, if we didnt believe you, we'd be cracking jokes about "jon boats, high water pants, and johnson 225's"

SwedeSteve · 03-26-2008, 01:08 PM

Hope you have med insurance! LOL

Mike82 · 03-26-2008, 01:19 PM

texnmidwest · 03-26-2008, 01:39 PM

Prolly gonna need it! Word in the woods is that Bigfoot is lookin' for me again.

He is trying to tell everyone that he was just admiring the rifle and I got all ugly in the face. Dang, fibber.

marion57 · 03-26-2008, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by texnmidwest

Prolly gonna need it! Word in the woods is that Bigfoot is lookin' for me again.

He is trying to tell everyone that he was just admiring the rifle and I got all ugly in the face. Dang, fibber.

just get big foot to kiss that fairy LOL

texnmidwest · 03-26-2008, 03:12 PM

NNNNOOOOOOO!!! SSSSHEEEE"SS MMMMIIIIIINNNNEEEE!!!!

I'll Die FIRST!!!!

marion57 · 03-27-2008, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by texnmidwest

NNNNOOOOOOO!!! SSSSHEEEE"SS MMMMIIIIIINNNNEEEE!!!!

I'll Die FIRST!!!!

Bet if big foot had a mosin m44 1944 tula you would give her up LOL

texnmidwest · 03-27-2008, 07:13 AM

Marion, Sometimes you scare me.

How the hell did you know I would trade a fairy princess for a M44 Tula? Dang, I didn't even know that till yesterday!

Insight and wisedom beyond belief.

Mike82 · 03-27-2008, 07:58 AM

hey....i got some of that sight-in and wise-assdom too

marion57 · 03-28-2008, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by texnmidwest

Marion, Sometimes you scare me.

How the hell did you know I would trade a fairy princess for a M44 Tula? Dang, I didn't even know that till yesterday!

Insight and wisedom beyond belief.

I just guessed what I would do TEX LOL

texnmidwest · 03-28-2008, 07:38 AM

Mike, no slight intended. I truly can say that this forum entertains some of the best wisearsed fellars I have even known.

Marion, see, such wisedom. Proves that great minds think alike!

Mike82 · 03-28-2008, 09:28 AM

thx tex....cuz i aint a slight wisearse....

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marion57 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Missouri Posts: 3,640	quote=bigbuddy21;458438]now i knows you a lyeing, bigfoot dont like beefjerky![/quote] Does so, didnnt you see the commercial where he was teased by two guys in a car ?? Boy are those guys sorry hehe Besides you know Tex wouldnt stretch the truth , would he??[ __________________ You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers Please Mr Custer I dont wanna go Last edited by marion57; 03-25-2008 at 11:54 PM.

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03-26-2008, 01:39 PM	#31
texnmidwest They wonder why I drink.. Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 7,942	Prolly gonna need it! Word in the woods is that Bigfoot is lookin' for me again. He is trying to tell everyone that he was just admiring the rifle and I got all ugly in the face. Dang, fibber. __________________ Handle every stressful situation like a dog, sniff it, wee on it and walk away.

03-26-2008, 03:12 PM	#33
texnmidwest They wonder why I drink.. Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 7,942	NNNNOOOOOOO!!! SSSSHEEEE"SS MMMMIIIIIINNNNEEEE!!!! I'll Die FIRST!!!! __________________ Handle every stressful situation like a dog, sniff it, wee on it and walk away. Last edited by texnmidwest; 03-26-2008 at 03:17 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

03-27-2008, 07:13 AM	#35
texnmidwest They wonder why I drink.. Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 7,942	Marion, Sometimes you scare me. How the hell did you know I would trade a fairy princess for a M44 Tula? Dang, I didn't even know that till yesterday! Insight and wisedom beyond belief. __________________ Handle every stressful situation like a dog, sniff it, wee on it and walk away.

03-27-2008, 07:58 AM	#36
Mike82 Mmmmm, I Like PIE!!! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Starkville, Mississippi USA Go BullDAWGS!!! Posts: 2,762	hey....i got some of that sight-in and wise-assdom too __________________ No Trespassing! Violators Will Be Shot! Survivors Will Be Shot Again!

03-28-2008, 07:38 AM	#38
texnmidwest They wonder why I drink.. Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 7,942	Mike, no slight intended. I truly can say that this forum entertains some of the best wisearsed fellars I have even known. Marion, see, such wisedom. Proves that great minds think alike! __________________ Handle every stressful situation like a dog, sniff it, wee on it and walk away.

03-28-2008, 09:28 AM	#39
Mike82 Mmmmm, I Like PIE!!! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Starkville, Mississippi USA Go BullDAWGS!!! Posts: 2,762	thx tex....cuz i aint a slight wisearse.... __________________ No Trespassing! Violators Will Be Shot! Survivors Will Be Shot Again!