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07-17-2008, 02:49 PM
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#301 | | I LIKE POLKA!
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Northeastern Ohio
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I think that I shall never see
A peom as lovely as a tree
That is of course there is a tree
that is left for me to see.
Some lumber firm from out of town
Came and cut all my trees down!
But I'll show up those dirty chumps:
I'll go and write a poem called "STUMPS"!
Mad magazine
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07-17-2008, 04:35 PM
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#302 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Mobile, Alabama
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One of my pet peeves....LOUSY POEMS!
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07-17-2008, 07:15 PM
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#303 | | Firearm Enthusiast
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Twin Bridges, MT
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then tex REALLY had to pee
so he went on ALL their trees!
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07-17-2008, 07:42 PM
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#304 | | Some People's kids....
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin
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Originally Posted by Deegs  | then tex REALLY had to pee
so he went on ALL their trees! | Higher than any mere mortal ever dreamed of aspiring!
Totally voided with out perspiring!
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07-17-2008, 08:18 PM
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#305 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Mobile, Alabama
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How he just takes care of biz.
But my, that guy named Tex can whiz.
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07-17-2008, 10:31 PM
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#306 | | Firearm Enthusiast
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Twin Bridges, MT
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wow we r good!! lol
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07-18-2008, 12:39 AM
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#307 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Mobile, Alabama
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I'm a poet
and didn't know it
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07-18-2008, 12:55 AM
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#308 | | Firearm Aficionado 
Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: washington in a van down by the skagit river
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the gun and game mosin poet
and he just learned to show it
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07-18-2008, 12:58 AM
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#309 | | Firearm Enthusiast
Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: north west, CA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LefthandShooter | I think that I shall never see
A peom as lovely as a tree
That is of course there is a tree
that is left for me to see.
Some lumber firm from out of town
Came and cut all my trees down!
But I'll show up those dirty chumps:
I'll go and write a poem called "STUMPS"!
Mad magazine | I know how you feel, I converted trees into stumps for a living, what a mess we made. I collect old chainsaws as well, McCullochs mostly, they have things in common with milsurps, they arrive dirty, greasy, make lots of noise, smoke and put holes in things.
I can't find anything to carry-on about, my Mosins are perfect.
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07-18-2008, 01:04 AM
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#310 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Mobile, Alabama
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Originally Posted by lunchbox99 | the gun and game mosin poet
and he just learned to show it |
I'll show you mine, if you show........never mind!  | |
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07-18-2008, 01:22 AM
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#311 | | Firearm Aficionado
Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: washington in a van down by the skagit river
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I will show picks of guns thats all im showin hope same for you
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07-18-2008, 08:35 AM
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#312 | | Some People's kids....
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin
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You guys really crack me up!!
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07-18-2008, 10:14 AM
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#313 | | Freedom Zealot
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska
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OK, OK ! I know i'm from the boonies and all. But what in sam hill is a peom, LOL !!
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07-18-2008, 10:18 AM
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#314 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: schriever la
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a peom is a cross of two things happening at the same time . it's when you at the porclan budda peein and you think of some words for a poem so it's then called peeom or peom for short.
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07-18-2008, 01:25 PM
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#315 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Mobile, Alabama
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Originally Posted by SwedeSteve | OK, OK ! I know i'm from the boonies and all. But what in sam hill is a peom, LOL !! | I think it's something that rhymes, but sucks too bad to be called a poem. | |
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07-18-2008, 01:27 PM
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#316 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Mobile, Alabama
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Originally Posted by lunchbox99 | I will show picks of guns thats all im showin hope same for you | Occasionally I throw in a pic of a target to show the groups I can get.
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07-18-2008, 02:07 PM
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#317 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: schriever la
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i can hit nice groups to but it's kinda hard after the first shot when they all start running in diferent directions it breaks the group up. i like it when they are in a fenced area too it kinda keeps them grouped together after the first shot.
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Originally Posted by gandog56 | Occasionally I throw in a pic of a target to show the groups I can get. |
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07-18-2008, 02:12 PM
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#318 | | Freedom Zealot
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska
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LOL Tommy !!
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07-18-2008, 04:52 PM
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#319 | | Firearm Zealot
Join Date: May 2006 Location: Back in the PRK
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Marking territory just proves that you have a good prostate. And as a side benefit you do your part for reforestation.
Besides I thought you were an American tex but now we find out that Eura-peein! 
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07-18-2008, 05:50 PM
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#320 | | Some People's kids....
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Originally Posted by Geo M44 Marking territory just proves that you have a good prostate. And as a side benefit you do your part for reforestation.
Besides I thought you were an American tex but now we find out that Eura-peein! | 
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