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09-22-2008, 09:58 AM
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#1081 | | Freedom Zealot
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Poor Tex, wish he was catching more girls. But when your tactic is to play dead, the outcome is always the same !!
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09-22-2008, 01:08 PM
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#1082 | | Firearm Zealot
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If he's playing dead, maybe some Viagra would help.
That can raise the dead.
I need Niagara, to make it fall back down.
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09-22-2008, 01:38 PM
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#1083 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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As my father told me when I turned 16:
"It's okay to sleep with a girl It is when you DON"T sleep that you get into trouble."
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09-22-2008, 06:59 PM
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#1084 | | Some People's kids....
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I just read a bunch of posts I missed. LMAO!!! You all really crack me up! I think LHS has a nice gesture....BFA. Tried farm animals....that's how I noticed that bears were soft!
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09-22-2008, 07:01 PM
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#1085 | | Some People's kids....
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Originally Posted by SwedeSteve | Poor Tex, wish he was catching more girls. But when your tactic is to play dead, the outcome is always the same !! | Not if your into buzzards! At least that is what LHS tells me. He likes feathers.
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09-22-2008, 07:11 PM
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#1086 | | Freedom Zealot
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^ Ha-Ha !!
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09-22-2008, 07:19 PM
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#1087 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by texnmidwest Not if your into buzzards! At least that is what LHS tells me. He likes feathers.  | Maybe he's a closet chicken plucker.
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09-22-2008, 07:22 PM
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#1088 | | Some People's kids....
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That is what his neighbors tell me. LOL!
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09-23-2008, 03:21 AM
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#1089 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Originally Posted by texnmidwest | That is what his neighbors tell me. LOL! | Sorry tex but I live in a city. The zoning laws prohibit chickens in the city limits.
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09-23-2008, 09:37 AM
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#1090 | | Freedom Zealot
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He didn't say live ones !! LOL !!
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09-23-2008, 10:20 AM
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#1091 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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Originally Posted by SwedeSteve | He didn't say live ones !! LOL !! | That's COLD!
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09-23-2008, 10:22 AM
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#1092 | | I LIKE POLKA!
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[quote=texnmidwest;633314] I think LHS has a nice gesture....BFA./quote]
Ahhh thanks, I think.
You do know I'm married, right? In other words, sorry, I'm not available.
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09-23-2008, 10:27 AM
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#1093 | | Freedom Zealot
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Take em out of the fridge sooner, ROFLMAO !!
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09-23-2008, 04:32 PM
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#1094 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by SwedeSteve | Take em out of the fridge sooner, ROFLMAO !! | Fridge? How quaint.
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09-23-2008, 04:54 PM
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#1095 | | Freedom Zealot
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Quaint is as quaint does !!
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09-23-2008, 05:32 PM
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#1096 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by LefthandShooter It better be. You don't want to get salmenella
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09-23-2008, 05:41 PM
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#1097 | | Freedom Zealot
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Yes I do...
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09-23-2008, 06:54 PM
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#1098 | | Some People's kids....
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I think I dated salli monella once... didn't work out. She just made me sick.
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09-23-2008, 06:59 PM
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#1099 | | Freedom Zealot
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^ LOL !! Good one.
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09-23-2008, 07:18 PM
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#1100 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by SwedeSteve LMAO... The days must be gettin short up there.
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