Ever had this feeling? - Page 2

texnmidwest · 04-11-2008, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ArkansasHunter

Capt'n Mil Coll say's : Damm almost like sex.
No wonder so many like it.

Hummm...LMAO !!!! I'm sorry I thought that was funny !

I was thinking the same thing! Gun Romance novel!!!

Geo M44 · 04-11-2008, 05:39 PM

Wow, gun porn. Momma told me about this but I never thought the day would come...

Mother stabbers... and father rapers... all sittin' on the group W bench.

billy · 04-11-2008, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Capt'n Mil Coll

Isnt it funny how you get a new Rifle and you have to check it out until you know everything about it. You smell the cosmoline coating it. You clean it taking it apart and checking every part. You oil up the parts making sure you coat them rubbing oil all over them. Then wiping them down leaving a sheen like the morning dew. You put it back together running your fingers over every part checking them. When you take it out to shoot it the first time you know that firearm. You slide your round into the mag or breech. You feel it slide in feeling smooth and lubricated. Grab your bolt handle strip the round lock it in and rack the round feeling it slide into lockup. You feel your finger on the trigger. You line it up and then hold your breath, waiting for it waiting for it. Slowly slowly you squeeze that trigger and there it is, there it is, the explosion the release and the round is gone leaving only a hole in your target.
Damm almost like sex.
No wonder so many like it.
Ok go smoke your cigerette now.

i feel like i need a shower.........

squirrelbaster · 04-11-2008, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Capt'n Mil Coll

Isnt it funny how you get a new Rifle and you have to check it out until you know everything about it. You smell the cosmoline coating it. You clean it taking it apart and checking every part. You oil up the parts making sure you coat them rubbing oil all over them. Then wiping them down leaving a sheen like the morning dew. You put it back together running your fingers over every part checking them. When you take it out to shoot it the first time you know that firearm. You slide your round into the mag or breech. You feel it slide in feeling smooth and lubricated. Grab your bolt handle strip the round lock it in and rack the round feeling it slide into lockup. You feel your finger on the trigger. You line it up and then hold your breath, waiting for it waiting for it. Slowly slowly you squeeze that trigger and there it is, there it is, the explosion the release and the round is gone leaving only a hole in your target.
Damm almost like sex.
No wonder so many like it.
Ok go smoke your cigerette now.

wow...that was almost like porn....

ninwnc · 04-11-2008, 09:17 PM

LOL You guys ain't right.

(I enjoy the feel and the sounds of my rifles too.)

I think they should have little camo spray bottles of "HOPPES #9" solvent in with the pefumes. The shooters wives could wear it instead of "Chanell #5".

Nick

Mooseman684 · 04-11-2008, 09:18 PM

You guys make me feel Dirty.....LOL

texnmidwest · 04-11-2008, 09:26 PM

Think they need to get around women folk more.

Cyrille · 04-11-2008, 09:27 PM

Yeah, Mooseman, kinda like mudwrassling with a supermodel huh?

texnmidwest · 04-11-2008, 09:31 PM

:banne d:

Mooseman684 · 04-11-2008, 10:07 PM

I mudwrestle Grizzly Bears...Now where is that Eskimo Gal I'm supposed to shoot...

texnmidwest · 04-11-2008, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mooseman684

I mudwrestle Grizzly Bears...Now where is that Eskimo Gal I'm supposed to shoot...

LOL! I had forgotten that one!!!

ezearln · 04-11-2008, 11:15 PM

You guys is just gettin too dang silly! But you sure is fun LOL

Mooseman684 · 04-11-2008, 11:21 PM

Earl, when ya come to Alaska and Cross the Yukon River, you are supposed to stop and pee in it, Drink a fifth of Jack Daniels,wrestle an Eskimo woman, and shoot a Grizzly bear...
After the Jack , Most people get Confused...LOL
Rich

marion57 · 04-11-2008, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mooseman684

Earl, when ya come to Alaska and Cross the Yukon River, you are supposed to stop and pee in it, Drink a fifth of Jack Daniels,wrestle an Eskimo woman, and shoot a Grizzly bear...
After the Jack , Most people get Confused...LOL
Rich

Dang Moooseman I almost swallowed my whole coffee cup

Mooseman684 · 04-12-2008, 12:04 AM

ArkansasHunter · 04-12-2008, 12:10 AM

Hey Moose ? Are Eskimo women pretty good at...you know ?

Mooseman684 · 04-12-2008, 12:11 AM

Rubbing Noses ???

ArkansasHunter · 04-12-2008, 12:13 AM

Mooseman684 · 04-12-2008, 12:16 AM

Oh yeah...Keeps ya from freezing your lips together until spring thaw comes...LOL

ezearln · 04-12-2008, 12:26 AM

If'n them lips get froze you might find yerself "Stuck" if'n you kin understand that! LOL

04-11-2008, 05:39 PM	#22
Geo M44 Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: The Desert Posts: 2,023 Trader Rating: (0)	Wow, gun porn. Momma told me about this but I never thought the day would come... Mother stabbers... and father rapers... all sittin' on the group W bench. __________________ Remember when seconds count... the police are only minutes away.

04-11-2008, 09:18 PM	#26
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 9,266 Trader Rating: (0)	You guys make me feel Dirty.....LOL __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

04-11-2008, 09:26 PM	#27
texnmidwest Senior Bear Fluffer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 3,021 Trader Rating: (0)	Think they need to get around women folk more. __________________ "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" (If all else fails play dead)

04-11-2008, 09:31 PM	#29
texnmidwest Senior Bear Fluffer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 3,021 Trader Rating: (0)	:banne d: __________________ "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" (If all else fails play dead)

04-11-2008, 10:07 PM	#30
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 9,266 Trader Rating: (0)	I mudwrestle Grizzly Bears...Now where is that Eskimo Gal I'm supposed to shoot... __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

04-11-2008, 09:17 PM	#25
ninwnc Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Western North Carolina Posts: 435 Trader Rating: (0)	LOL You guys ain't right. (I enjoy the feel and the sounds of my rifles too.) I think they should have little camo spray bottles of "HOPPES #9" solvent in with the pefumes. The shooters wives could wear it instead of "Chanell #5". Nick

04-11-2008, 09:27 PM	#28
Cyrille Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 1,737 Trader Rating: (0)	Yeah, Mooseman, kinda like mudwrassling with a supermodel huh?

04-11-2008, 11:15 PM	#32
ezearln Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Hill Country Posts: 3,178 Trader Rating: (0)	You guys is just gettin too dang silly! But you sure is fun LOL __________________ "You can have my Freedom when I'm done with it!"

04-11-2008, 11:21 PM	#33
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 9,266 Trader Rating: (0)	Earl, when ya come to Alaska and Cross the Yukon River, you are supposed to stop and pee in it, Drink a fifth of Jack Daniels,wrestle an Eskimo woman, and shoot a Grizzly bear... After the Jack , Most people get Confused...LOL Rich __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

04-12-2008, 12:04 AM	#35
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 9,266 Trader Rating: (0)	__________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

04-12-2008, 12:10 AM	#36
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,521 Trader Rating: (0)	Hey Moose ? Are Eskimo women pretty good at...you know ?

04-12-2008, 12:11 AM	#37
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 9,266 Trader Rating: (0)	Rubbing Noses ??? __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

04-12-2008, 12:13 AM	#38
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,521 Trader Rating: (0)	Yep

04-12-2008, 12:16 AM	#39
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness Posts: 9,266 Trader Rating: (0)	Oh yeah...Keeps ya from freezing your lips together until spring thaw comes...LOL __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

04-12-2008, 12:26 AM	#40
ezearln Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Hill Country Posts: 3,178 Trader Rating: (0)	If'n them lips get froze you might find yerself "Stuck" if'n you kin understand that! LOL __________________ "You can have my Freedom when I'm done with it!"