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Old 04-30-2008, 09:10 PM   #1
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Add to the New Mosin Dictionary

Add your daffinations to the NEW MOSIN DICTIONARY.

SPAMMO - Gunpowder laced canned meat that comes back and reports on you. And comes back. And comes back.
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Old 05-01-2008, 12:04 AM   #2
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lol! is surplus spammo corrosive? do i have to wash my bvd's with ammonia or what?
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Old 05-01-2008, 12:15 AM   #3
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SLICKMO....A Mosin that is still covered in Cosmoline !
READYMO...A Mosin that has been degreased !
SLOWMO....A Mosin with a sticky Bolt after Firing !
NOMO........Glockmeister ! LOL
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Old 05-01-2008, 12:19 AM   #4
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SLICKMO....A Mosin that is still covered in Cosmoline !
READYMO...A Mosin that has been degreased !
SLOWMO....A Mosin with a sticky Bolt after Firing !
NOMO........Glockmeister ! LOL
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Old 05-01-2008, 08:30 AM   #5
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You guys are gonna casue AH and Glock to have a stigma, or a NOMOSTIG.
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Old 05-01-2008, 09:06 AM   #6
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Onemo-(wun-moe) see also: Mosinitis. A state of ignorant bliss, where one believes he can buy just one.

Onemomo (wun-moe-moe) During the full onslaught of the addiction, there is a perpetual need to own just one more Mosin Nagant.
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Old 05-01-2008, 09:10 AM   #7
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I'm gonna have to get a mosin. Can't get out of it.
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Old 05-01-2008, 10:14 AM   #8
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Mosin Nongot- What andrew has. LOL!
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Old 05-01-2008, 10:20 AM   #9
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MOMELT - the trashcan cosmoline melter
MOPLEASE - the act of begging the house commander (wife) to allow another mosin
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Old 05-01-2008, 10:26 AM   #10
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I'm still wondering if you get mosinitis, do we need to perform a mosinectomy?
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Old 05-01-2008, 10:46 AM   #11
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I'm still wondering if you get mosinitis, do we need to perform a mosinectomy?
Only if you own more than 200. Although the onset of Mosinitis usually begins with exposure to just one. In my case a freind said "hey ya gotta shoot this". MODONE-DEAL.

Also I guess we need to add Andrew to the NOMO list. Sor-eee!
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Old 05-01-2008, 10:49 AM   #12
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Yep, I'm one the NOMO list! But that should change soon.
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Gotta define MOSINITIS then.
Mosinitis -
1) A disease charaterized by the desire for one more Mosin-Nagant rifle.
2) the desire to sleep or just cuddle with a Mosin-Nagant rifle.
3) a condition caused by exposure to Mosin cosmoline.
4) a disease that causes a condition known as MOLIPS from kissing Mosin rifles.

feel free to add any others you come up with.
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Old 05-01-2008, 12:51 PM   #14
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5. A desiese that can never be cured and can only be relieved by buying another mosin.
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Old 05-01-2008, 02:03 PM   #15
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6. a disease requiring you to your Mosin Nagant rifle, even though it is an inanamate object and is not aroused by this at all.
7. similar to the above definition except the rifles suddenly seem to breed, without some amount of control, they will keep breeding until the dominant male and female are separated.


..............OK, i thought that out WAAAYY too much.
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Try this, Ander254:

NAGANTORY: the respsonse of the house commander (your wife) when you tell her you want to buy just one more Mosin.
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Old 05-01-2008, 02:56 PM   #17
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WANTMO when you really want a mosin.
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You guys have too much time on your hands...you should be out shooting Mosins, or something.
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can't. let the unthinkable happen and ran out of ammo last night! good thing there's a gun show this weekend!
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Old 05-01-2008, 04:24 PM   #20
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Mo-Sin: The sinful act of buying another rifle when you can clearly afford a Mosin Nagant.
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