How to fluff a Mosin Bear

texnmidwest · 11-18-2008, 08:02 PM

Being the former Senior Bear Fluffer, I thought it appropriate to try to teach the younger more inexperienced Mosin shooters how to properly fluff a bear. Remember the official Mosin Test Target is below.

Buy a can of spray on upholstery cleaner. Spray the bear down, use a brush to rub it in, then rinse with a clean cloth. Let the bear dry thoroughly, then brush out his fur backwards with a plastic bristle hairbrush.

FOOT NOTE: (5) 7.62X54R Bulgarian Heavy ball cartridges says this thread gets moved to the humor forum before noon tomorrow!

LarryO1970 · 11-18-2008, 08:17 PM

Tex ... there's something wrong with that bear.

texnmidwest · 11-18-2008, 08:47 PM

OH, you are right! This is the ones I meant to post.

SwedeSteve · 11-18-2008, 09:16 PM

ROFL !! That bear has the same quizical look Tex has when you ask him where his hat is !!

Baconbits · 11-18-2008, 09:19 PM

Nice grouping though,,lol

SwedeSteve · 11-18-2008, 09:33 PM

You betcha !! If I get attacked by teddy bears, I'm callin Tex to save the day !!

LarryO1970 · 11-18-2008, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SwedeSteve

You betcha !! If I get attacked by teddy bears, I'm callin Tex to save the day !!

... don't forget to call me Swede, those little holes in the nose area are mine!

mtncrash1 · 11-18-2008, 09:50 PM

And to think I always thought teddybears were so nice.

LarryO1970 · 11-18-2008, 10:09 PM

... they're the most cruel, vile, bad-tempered creatures you ever set eyes on .... "Death waits there with big, sharp, pointy teeth!

texnmidwest · 11-18-2008, 10:10 PM

They look sweet and innocent looking they are but they are also viciously aggressive! With Big TEETH!!!!!

SwedeSteve · 11-18-2008, 10:26 PM

LarryO- I would assume Tex would alert you if'n he was to make that move !! Right Tex ??

LarryO1970 · 11-18-2008, 10:37 PM

... why not, pulling the trigger never hurts my finger.

SwedeSteve · 11-18-2008, 11:01 PM

It's as simple as that !! It takes more muscles to fart !!

LarryO1970 · 11-18-2008, 11:06 PM

damn ... I'm in need of a rest then, been a workout tonight.

texnmidwest · 11-18-2008, 11:51 PM

I warned you about eating that Mexican food! You Yankees can't take the real stuff!

gandog56 · 11-18-2008, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by texnmidwest

OH, you are right! This is the ones I meant to post.

Aren't a couple of them holes mine?

texnmidwest · 11-18-2008, 11:54 PM

LOL!!! Yep the ones spread all over the target!

Mike82 · 11-19-2008, 07:41 AM

rofl....yeah, that reminds us about how his 91/30s can't shoot bulgy....actually, he just cant load bulgy correctly....told him to quit raping the receiver, it doesn't lube the action g-dog, it makes it have sticky-bolt syndrome

bahahahaha!!!!!!

SwedeSteve · 11-19-2008, 11:10 AM

^ LOL !!

LarryO1970 · 11-19-2008, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by texnmidwest

I warned you about eating that Mexican food! You Yankees can't take the real stuff!

I remember the last "good ol boy" who accused me of that ... I took his money after the bet... that I couldn't eat the hot foods.

This Yank can do it ...

11-18-2008, 08:02 PM	#1
texnmidwest Some People's kids.... Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 6,975	How to fluff a Mosin Bear Being the former Senior Bear Fluffer, I thought it appropriate to try to teach the younger more inexperienced Mosin shooters how to properly fluff a bear. Remember the official Mosin Test Target is below. Buy a can of spray on upholstery cleaner. Spray the bear down, use a brush to rub it in, then rinse with a clean cloth. Let the bear dry thoroughly, then brush out his fur backwards with a plastic bristle hairbrush. FOOT NOTE: (5) 7.62X54R Bulgarian Heavy ball cartridges says this thread gets moved to the humor forum before noon tomorrow! Attached Thumbnails __________________ never pass up a bathroom, never waste a ** , and never trust a fart.

11-18-2008, 08:17 PM	#2
LarryO1970 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Johnson Creek, WI Posts: 5,607 Blog Entries: 1	Tex ... there's something wrong with that bear. __________________ Give the GOV a harumph !

11-18-2008, 08:47 PM	#3
texnmidwest Some People's kids.... Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 6,975	OH, you are right! This is the ones I meant to post. Attached Thumbnails __________________ never pass up a bathroom, never waste a ** , and never trust a fart.

11-18-2008, 09:16 PM	#4
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 23,545 Images: 1	ROFL !! That bear has the same quizical look Tex has when you ask him where his hat is !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

11-18-2008, 09:33 PM	#6
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 23,545 Images: 1	You betcha !! If I get attacked by teddy bears, I'm callin Tex to save the day !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

11-18-2008, 09:19 PM	#5
Baconbits Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Northern VA Posts: 149	Nice grouping though,,lol

11-18-2008, 09:50 PM	#8
mtncrash1 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,621 Images: 3	And to think I always thought teddybears were so nice.

11-18-2008, 10:09 PM	#9
LarryO1970 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Johnson Creek, WI Posts: 5,607 Blog Entries: 1	... they're the most cruel, vile, bad-tempered creatures you ever set eyes on .... "Death waits there with big, sharp, pointy teeth! __________________ Give the GOV a harumph !

11-18-2008, 10:10 PM	#10
texnmidwest Some People's kids.... Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 6,975	They look sweet and innocent looking they are but they are also viciously aggressive! With Big TEETH!!!!! __________________ never pass up a bathroom, never waste a ** , and never trust a fart.

11-18-2008, 10:26 PM	#11
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 23,545 Images: 1	LarryO- I would assume Tex would alert you if'n he was to make that move !! Right Tex ?? __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

11-18-2008, 10:37 PM	#12
LarryO1970 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Johnson Creek, WI Posts: 5,607 Blog Entries: 1	... why not, pulling the trigger never hurts my finger. __________________ Give the GOV a harumph !

11-18-2008, 11:01 PM	#13
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 23,545 Images: 1	It's as simple as that !! It takes more muscles to fart !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

11-18-2008, 11:06 PM	#14
LarryO1970 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Johnson Creek, WI Posts: 5,607 Blog Entries: 1	damn ... I'm in need of a rest then, been a workout tonight. __________________ Give the GOV a harumph !

11-18-2008, 11:51 PM	#15
texnmidwest Some People's kids.... Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 6,975	I warned you about eating that Mexican food! You Yankees can't take the real stuff! __________________ never pass up a bathroom, never waste a ** , and never trust a fart.

11-18-2008, 11:54 PM	#17
texnmidwest Some People's kids.... Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 6,975	LOL!!! Yep the ones spread all over the target! __________________ never pass up a bathroom, never waste a ** , and never trust a fart.

11-19-2008, 07:41 AM	#18
Mike82 MMmmm.....I Like PIE!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Starkville, Mississippi USA Go BullDAWGS!!! Posts: 2,735 Images: 7	rofl....yeah, that reminds us about how his 91/30s can't shoot bulgy....actually, he just cant load bulgy correctly....told him to quit raping the receiver, it doesn't lube the action g-dog, it makes it have sticky-bolt syndrome bahahahaha!!!!!! __________________ No Trespassing! Violators Will Be Shot! Survivors Will Be Shot Again!

11-19-2008, 11:10 AM	#19
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 23,545 Images: 1	^ LOL !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers