texinmidwest's theme song!

LefthandShooter · 04-02-2009, 08:28 AM

YouTube - Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire

LefthandShooter · 04-02-2009, 08:31 AM

YouTube - Jurassic Fart

LefthandShooter · 04-02-2009, 08:33 AM

YouTube - Crazy Polar Bear

gandog56 · 04-02-2009, 09:30 AM

Is that last one the bear getting in shape for a Tex fluffing?

texnmidwest · 04-02-2009, 04:09 PM

And they wonder why I dont' go to the gym anymore!

gandog56 · 04-02-2009, 05:28 PM

Or why the bear does.

SwedeSteve · 04-03-2009, 07:15 AM

I used to go the gym. Just to turn in my dirty towells for some clean ones.

gandog56 · 04-03-2009, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwedeSteve

I used to go the gym. Just to turn in my dirty towells for some clean ones.

I thought your parole officer told you that you had to quit hanging around the YMCA.

LefthandShooter · 04-06-2009, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwedeSteve

I used to go the gym. Just to turn in my dirty towells for some clean ones.

I used to do the same at the Holiday Inn.

LefthandShooter · 04-06-2009, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwedeSteve

I used to go the gym. Just to turn in my dirty towells for some clean ones.

Swede: Notice the spelling in the word "towells"? It is incorrect.
Please get the "L" out of there!

SwedeSteve · 04-06-2009, 04:09 PM

^Ha-Ha !! Actually, it's spelled both ways. The single L is American.

texnmidwest · 04-06-2009, 06:20 PM

Well, Mr. Smarty pants! Arn't you just.....

gandog56 · 04-06-2009, 07:58 PM

I always thought the song was Chet's Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire.

LefthandShooter · 04-11-2009, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gandog56

I always thought the song was Chet's Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire.

I work with an older guy named Chet. Last December I was singing the sang that way and he said "At my age that is the only way they get hot!" I about fell off my chair laughing!

texnmidwest · 04-11-2009, 06:49 AM

LOL!!!

gandog56 · 04-11-2009, 09:08 AM

There's always, "Pardon Me Roy, Is That The Cat Who Chewed Your New Shoes".

SwedeSteve · 04-11-2009, 04:23 PM

^Good one !!

LefthandShooter · 04-11-2009, 05:53 PM

I don't get it....

gandog56 · 04-11-2009, 06:56 PM

Think Chattanooga Choo Choo

SwedeSteve · 04-12-2009, 11:42 AM

He's in the Army now, blowin' reveille...

04-02-2009, 09:30 AM	#264
gandog56 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery, IL. Posts: 13,909	Is that last one the bear getting in shape for a Tex fluffing? __________________ People think I'm paranoid because I own guns. If I own guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?

04-02-2009, 04:09 PM	#265
texnmidwest They wonder why I drink.. Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 7,922	And they wonder why I dont' go to the gym anymore! __________________ The first rule of tinkering is to save all the parts.

04-02-2009, 05:28 PM	#266
gandog56 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery, IL. Posts: 13,909	Or why the bear does. __________________ People think I'm paranoid because I own guns. If I own guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?

04-03-2009, 07:15 AM	#267
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 26,406	I used to go the gym. Just to turn in my dirty towells for some clean ones. __________________ In the absence of orders, ATTACK !!

04-06-2009, 04:09 PM	#271
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 26,406	^Ha-Ha !! Actually, it's spelled both ways. The single L is American. __________________ In the absence of orders, ATTACK !!

04-06-2009, 06:20 PM	#272
texnmidwest They wonder why I drink.. Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 7,922	Well, Mr. Smarty pants! Arn't you just..... __________________ The first rule of tinkering is to save all the parts.

04-06-2009, 07:58 PM	#273
gandog56 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery, IL. Posts: 13,909	I always thought the song was Chet's Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire. __________________ People think I'm paranoid because I own guns. If I own guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?

04-11-2009, 06:49 AM	#275
texnmidwest They wonder why I drink.. Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 7,922	LOL!!! __________________ The first rule of tinkering is to save all the parts.

04-11-2009, 09:08 AM	#276
gandog56 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery, IL. Posts: 13,909	There's always, "Pardon Me Roy, Is That The Cat Who Chewed Your New Shoes". __________________ People think I'm paranoid because I own guns. If I own guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?

04-11-2009, 04:23 PM	#277
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 26,406	^Good one !! __________________ In the absence of orders, ATTACK !!

04-11-2009, 05:53 PM	#278
LefthandShooter I LIKE POLKA!!! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Northeastern Ohio Posts: 5,406 Blog Entries: 2	I don't get it.... __________________ "God gives every bird it's food, but He does not throw it into it's nest." J.G. Holland

04-11-2009, 06:56 PM	#279
gandog56 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery, IL. Posts: 13,909	Think Chattanooga Choo Choo __________________ People think I'm paranoid because I own guns. If I own guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?

04-12-2009, 11:42 AM	#280
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 26,406	He's in the Army now, blowin' reveille... __________________ In the absence of orders, ATTACK !!