texinmidwest's theme song!

texnmidwest · 10-17-2009, 01:33 PM

I had a class mate in high school who would wear his underwear for weeks at a time with out washing them. When they turned black he would throw them away and buy a new pair. I think he bought 20 a year. BOY did he stink!

gandog56 · 10-17-2009, 03:27 PM

Right, It was a "class mate"!

texnmidwest · 10-17-2009, 06:17 PM

His name was Roy C. Last I heard he was working for the Texas Department of Corrections in Huntsville. I can give you a couple names of people who knew him as well. Guy seldom took a bath.

gandog56 · 10-17-2009, 07:38 PM

So he gets a job with people in cages who have no choice but to smell his stinky butt. What a geek!

LefthandShooter · 10-18-2009, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by gandog56

Why wash 'em, you're just going to get them dirty again?

My thoughts exactly. Nobody would notice this with Tex anyway.

texnmidwest · 10-18-2009, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by gandog56

So he gets a job with people in cages who have no choice but to smell his stinky butt. What a geek!

THAT was an improvement over what he had been doing.....armored car guard. We ALL felt so sorry for those poor guys who had to ride in the back of that armored car with that guy!

CalifgirlinOk · 10-18-2009, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by texnmidwest

I had a class mate in high school who would wear his underwear for weeks at a time with out washing them. When they turned black he would throw them away and buy a new pair. I think he bought 20 a year. BOY did he stink!

That grosses me out..

SwedeSteve · 10-21-2009, 09:24 AM

Field expedient underwear change: Turn them inside out and wear them backwards. Good for another week. This way you can wear one pair for a month !!

LefthandShooter · 10-21-2009, 11:11 AM

Would that work if you was wearing a thong?

gandog56 · 10-21-2009, 11:44 AM

That is just too scary a thought to even picture!

LefthandShooter · 11-07-2009, 07:00 AM

Tex bought a pair of thong underwear once. Accidentally put them on backwards.

Seems they fit better.

LefthandShooter · 11-07-2009, 07:10 AM

Tex likes to put put on his thong underwear and dance to this song in front of his full length mirror.

YouTube - Foo fighters - kung foo fighting

gandog56 · 11-07-2009, 09:19 AM

I wondered if that song was ever going to show up here.

SwedeSteve · 11-07-2009, 12:54 PM

^ ROFLMAO !! I had wondered that as well !!

gandog56 · 11-07-2009, 05:01 PM

I know the ancient Chinese martial art of BUNG FU. I can generate winds of up to 150 MPH from my bunghole and blow all my enemies away!

LefthandShooter · 11-08-2009, 07:22 PM

I notice Tex isn't denying the thong incident. Must be true.

texnmidwest · 11-08-2009, 08:34 PM

I would not know anything about a thong.....I prefer boxer/briefs.

SwedeSteve · 11-08-2009, 09:04 PM

They're gonna peek out from under your tutu !!

gandog56 · 11-08-2009, 09:27 PM

No No No. That's Paper in the tutu!

LefthandShooter · 11-09-2009, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by texnmidwest

I would not know anything about a thong.....I prefer boxer/briefs.

According to the photos Gannie has you wear either a thong or go commando.

10-17-2009, 01:33 PM	#521
texnmidwest Some People's kids.... Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 6,975	I had a class mate in high school who would wear his underwear for weeks at a time with out washing them. When they turned black he would throw them away and buy a new pair. I think he bought 20 a year. BOY did he stink! __________________ never pass up a bathroom, never waste a ** , and never trust a fart.

10-17-2009, 03:27 PM	#522
gandog56 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery, IL. Posts: 11,784	Right, It was a "class mate"! __________________ People think I'm paranoid because I own guns. If I own guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?

10-17-2009, 06:17 PM	#523
texnmidwest Some People's kids.... Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 6,975	His name was Roy C. Last I heard he was working for the Texas Department of Corrections in Huntsville. I can give you a couple names of people who knew him as well. Guy seldom took a bath. __________________ never pass up a bathroom, never waste a ** , and never trust a fart.

10-17-2009, 07:38 PM	#524
gandog56 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery, IL. Posts: 11,784	So he gets a job with people in cages who have no choice but to smell his stinky butt. What a geek! __________________ People think I'm paranoid because I own guns. If I own guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?

10-21-2009, 09:24 AM	#528
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 23,545 Images: 1	Field expedient underwear change: Turn them inside out and wear them backwards. Good for another week. This way you can wear one pair for a month !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

10-21-2009, 11:11 AM	#529
LefthandShooter Got Jesus? Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Northeastern Ohio Posts: 4,333 Blog Entries: 2	Would that work if you was wearing a thong? __________________ May God give us the wisdom & strength to live our lives in a manner that will be pleasing unto Him.

10-21-2009, 11:44 AM	#530
gandog56 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery, IL. Posts: 11,784	That is just too scary a thought to even picture! __________________ People think I'm paranoid because I own guns. If I own guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?

11-07-2009, 07:00 AM	#531
LefthandShooter Got Jesus? Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Northeastern Ohio Posts: 4,333 Blog Entries: 2	Tex bought a pair of thong underwear once. Accidentally put them on backwards. Seems they fit better. __________________ May God give us the wisdom & strength to live our lives in a manner that will be pleasing unto Him.

11-07-2009, 09:19 AM	#533
gandog56 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery, IL. Posts: 11,784	I wondered if that song was ever going to show up here. __________________ People think I'm paranoid because I own guns. If I own guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?

11-07-2009, 12:54 PM	#534
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 23,545 Images: 1	^ ROFLMAO !! I had wondered that as well !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

11-07-2009, 05:01 PM	#535
gandog56 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery, IL. Posts: 11,784	I know the ancient Chinese martial art of BUNG FU. I can generate winds of up to 150 MPH from my bunghole and blow all my enemies away! __________________ People think I'm paranoid because I own guns. If I own guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?

11-08-2009, 07:22 PM	#536
LefthandShooter Got Jesus? Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Northeastern Ohio Posts: 4,333 Blog Entries: 2	I notice Tex isn't denying the thong incident. Must be true. __________________ May God give us the wisdom & strength to live our lives in a manner that will be pleasing unto Him.

11-08-2009, 08:34 PM	#537
texnmidwest Some People's kids.... Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin Posts: 6,975	I would not know anything about a thong.....I prefer boxer/briefs. __________________ never pass up a bathroom, never waste a ** , and never trust a fart.

11-08-2009, 09:04 PM	#538
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 23,545 Images: 1	They're gonna peek out from under your tutu !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

11-08-2009, 09:27 PM	#539
gandog56 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery, IL. Posts: 11,784	No No No. That's Paper in the tutu! __________________ People think I'm paranoid because I own guns. If I own guns, what do I have to be paranoid about?