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I had a class mate in high school who would wear his underwear for weeks at a time with out washing them. When they turned black he would throw them away and buy a new pair. I think he bought 20 a year. BOY did he stink!
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Right, It was a "class mate"!
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| | #523 |
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His name was Roy C. Last I heard he was working for the Texas Department of Corrections in Huntsville. I can give you a couple names of people who knew him as well. Guy seldom took a bath.
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| | #524 |
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So he gets a job with people in cages who have no choice but to smell his stinky butt. What a geek!
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| Got Jesus? ![]() | My thoughts exactly. Nobody would notice this with Tex anyway.
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| | #526 |
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| THAT was an improvement over what he had been doing.....armored car guard. We ALL felt so sorry for those poor guys who had to ride in the back of that armored car with that guy!
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| | #528 |
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Field expedient underwear change: Turn them inside out and wear them backwards. Good for another week. This way you can wear one pair for a month !!
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| | #530 |
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That is just too scary a thought to even picture!
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Tex bought a pair of thong underwear once. Accidentally put them on backwards. Seems they fit better.
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| | #532 |
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Tex likes to put put on his thong underwear and dance to this song in front of his full length mirror.
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| | #533 |
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I wondered if that song was ever going to show up here.
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| | #535 |
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I know the ancient Chinese martial art of BUNG FU. I can generate winds of up to 150 MPH from my bunghole and blow all my enemies away!
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I would not know anything about a thong.....I prefer boxer/briefs.
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| | #539 |
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No No No. That's Paper in the tutu!
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