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| | #521 |
| They wonder why I drink.. ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin
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I had a class mate in high school who would wear his underwear for weeks at a time with out washing them. When they turned black he would throw them away and buy a new pair. I think he bought 20 a year. BOY did he stink!
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| | #522 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery, IL.
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Right, It was a "class mate"!
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| | #523 |
| They wonder why I drink.. ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin
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His name was Roy C. Last I heard he was working for the Texas Department of Corrections in Huntsville. I can give you a couple names of people who knew him as well. Guy seldom took a bath.
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| | #524 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery, IL.
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So he gets a job with people in cages who have no choice but to smell his stinky butt. What a geek!
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| | #525 |
| I LIKE POLKA!!! | My thoughts exactly. Nobody would notice this with Tex anyway.
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| | #526 |
| They wonder why I drink.. ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin
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| THAT was an improvement over what he had been doing.....armored car guard. We ALL felt so sorry for those poor guys who had to ride in the back of that armored car with that guy!
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| | #528 |
| Suspected Member ![]() Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska
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Field expedient underwear change: Turn them inside out and wear them backwards. Good for another week. This way you can wear one pair for a month !!
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| | #530 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery, IL.
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That is just too scary a thought to even picture!
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| | #531 |
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Tex bought a pair of thong underwear once. Accidentally put them on backwards. Seems they fit better.
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| | #532 |
| I LIKE POLKA!!! |
Tex likes to put put on his thong underwear and dance to this song in front of his full length mirror.
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| | #533 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery, IL.
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I wondered if that song was ever going to show up here.
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| | #534 |
| Suspected Member ![]() Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska
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^ ROFLMAO !! I had wondered that as well !!
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| | #535 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery, IL.
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I know the ancient Chinese martial art of BUNG FU. I can generate winds of up to 150 MPH from my bunghole and blow all my enemies away!
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| | #537 |
| They wonder why I drink.. ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South east Wisconsin
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I would not know anything about a thong.....I prefer boxer/briefs.
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| | #538 |
| Suspected Member ![]() Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska
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They're gonna peek out from under your tutu !!
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| | #539 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montgomery, IL.
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No No No. That's Paper in the tutu!
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