For all you would be Ray Stevens fans...
Sure, it's a little outdated, but still funny.
Osama, yo mamma didn't raise you right.
When you were young she must have wrapped your turban too tight.
She should have kept you home on those Arabian nights.
It's plain to see
You need some therapy.
Osama, yo mamma could have done a lot better
But I'll bet every day you did somethin to upset her.
By the way we got an answer to your anthrax letter
New York City's where it's from,
It's called a Smart Bomb.
And I can hear your momma sayin now
"You in a heap o' trouble son,
Now just look what you done.
Saw you on TV with your gun...
Mercies sake I can't do a thing wit ya
Told ya Dubya's gonna git ya!"
And I can just hear Dubya sayin now
"You in a heap o' trouble boy,
And I don't think you gonna enjoy
I gave your search and destroy...
Yeah, we got your terror right here,
We're 'gonna run it up your rear."
Subsequent verses to follow...
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Trust is earned, not... GIVEN away. - Worf
