[Doglips]

25 signs you've grown up.
Ain't it the truth.


1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4. 600 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
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5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
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6. You watch the Weather Channel.
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7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
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8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
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9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
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10. You're the one calling the police because those **** kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
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11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
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13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
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14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
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15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 ! ! PM.
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17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
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18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset rather than settle, your stomach.
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19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condom and pregnancy tests.
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20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
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21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
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22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
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23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
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25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.

[BattleRifleG3]

I have no plants.

I have no beer.

My friends are marriage happy.

3 button suit is dressed up.

I yell at the guys next door about their stereo.

I hear plenty of sex jokes from family.

I hate Taco Bell.

I get ibuprofen and aspirin at the drug store.


I guess I'm ahead of my time, huh?

[BSchroeder]

Happy Hour no longer lasts from 4 pm. to 7 pm.

[Oxford]

You pick up the tab for dinner when you eat out with your parents.

You change the radio station from rap to classical music.

You pay cash for a car rather than paying on it for 5-6 years.

You can talk to adults without stuttering and saying "duh".

There's plenty more of these comparisons but this is enough to get the picture.

A dinner out with your wife or date doesn't mean you're entitled to end up in the sack with her later.