1--Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week
with "Clinton Soup," that will honor one of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists
primarily of a weenie in hot water.
2--Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter
will begin production in Canada this year.
3--When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied: "I don't know,
I never had one."
4--American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of
crap he can't fly.
5--Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity,
vision, and wisdom.
6--Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.
7--Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I
believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
8--Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly,
and for the same reason.
Clinton and politics 
