1) No rollerskates, No skateboards, but I don't see any rules agains Unicycles!
2) Climb into a window and pose
3) Drop dishwashing detergent in the fountain
4) Exchange the menu's at different restaraunts
5) Pick a fight with the mannequin
6) Go to the Gun Store. Ask if they also sell Ski Masks
7) Set the ferrits free to bring mass destruction
8) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other people
9) Yell: 'I Like Toast!!!' when it gets too quiet
10) Shout, "Look, I'm naked!" just to see how many people actually turn to look.
11) Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down.
12) Put the "50% off"signs on different racks
13) Set Up an Obstical Course For the Mall Walkers.
14) Offer lap dances to random people (male or female)
15) free-AOL-cd frisbee!
16) Get your pant leg caught on the escalator, letting a blood bath ensue
17) Get a leash and a very small collar, Then take your hampster for a walk
18) At the bottom of an escalator, scream "my shoelaces! aaaug!"
19) Make fun of all the Abercrombie & Fitch-wearing preppies
20) If it's Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on your lap.
21) Drop your large intestine on the floor
22) Just spend the whole time at Spencer's...there are endless possiblities there
23) In the book store ask where the Sex for Dummies Book is
24) Put out of order signs on all the washrooms
25) Beat up the Easter Bunny
26) Go up to random people and ask personal questions
27) Chalk the shape of a person on the floor and spray a little ketchup around.
28) Beat Lafours over the head with a sock with quarters
29) Set Up Valet Parking
30) Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
32) Crash a dating show going on at the mall
33) Your Girlfriend
34) set up a tent in the food cort and yell at people as they walk by
35) Start a food fight in the food court
36) You and some friends- Marcco! ... POLO!
37) Stand outside a store and pretend to be a payed advertizement
38) "Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"
39) Speak only in Klingon to the store clerks.
40) Wear a tshirt making any kind of statement about the war
41) Spill lemonade on the floor
42) Release a Half Dozen or more Wild Squirrels & Watch the ensuing Chaos.
43) Scuba dive in the fountain and collect all the change
44) superglue a dollar to the floor
45) Try to Use Lawn Gnomes as Curency
46) Pick a fight with talking garbage bin
47) run down an escalator that is going up
48) Stalk someone!
49) Find competitors selling the same items within the mall. Buy Low-Return High.
50) Bring a lawyer to represent your hamburger at 'Food Court'
51) Find 2 people that have less to do than you do
52) go to the gun store and ask if it can cut through humans like butter.
53) Glue pennies to the sidewalk and see how many people stop to pick them up.
54) Entertain fellow mall-goers by faking seizures at random intervals
55) Drive the display car around
56) Gather the coins from the fountains to buy stuff from the food court
57) Run away from the Rent-a-cops
58) Try to get up on the roof
59) Superglue Quarters to the Floor
60) play paintball
61) Get cookies
62) Scuba diving for coins in the fountain
63) Oh, I don't know, maybe _buy something!_
64) Play with the evil ferrets
65) mall tag!
66) Stare at the Magic Eye picture
67) too much P.D.A(public display of affection)
68) Yell, "Terrorist!"
69) Re-enact the scene of a kidnapping
70) Million Man March
71) pretend you're dying every time you go by Old Navy
73) Shoplift Major appliances at Sears
74) one word: polo
75) rob a store, give it to the little boy outside the store
76) Pull price tags off of all the clothes.