This is part of a satire from a anti bush site...the rest was just stupid...buth I love this first part
Statement by the President
THE PRESIDENT: Good afternoon. Today I'd like to take a five minute break from talking about our war against Islam to focus my laserbeam of destruction on a little blood feud we're fighting right here at home – the war between real Americans and a certain pack of Palmolive-smooth, self-loathing, Starbucks-slurping pains in the asses. I think we all know who I'm talking about – every family has at least one – the Democrats.
Statement by the President 
