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Top 29 Signs Your Kids Are Getting In Trouble
By Lady D

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1) Your monthly budget has a category for bail.
2) smoke coming from their room
3) you find $10,000 stashed away in one if their socks
4) Black helicopters hovering over the playground
5) You haven't seen them in half an hour, and the house is *totally* silent
6) your 14 year old daughter just gained 4 inches on her waist in 4 months
7) You hear a thud, followed by hysterical giggling
8) They answer "nothing" when asked what they are doing
9) You could SWEAR the dog had fur this morning
10) You see a technicolor cat streak through the house, but you're sober
11) You can't hear what they're going
12) Borrow shovels, come back covered in blood and dirt. The cat is missing.
13) Rather than the pricipal, the cops call you from school
14) school teacher has a nervous breakdown, sreaming your kids name
15) plastic cones everywhere (you know, Trouble, the game.. ah, forget it)
16) You call them for dinner, and they answer "We didn't do it"
17) When the Japanese Mafia comes knocking at your door
18) Your big strong guard dogs whimpers and runs with it's tail between it's legs
19) The heavens open up and a booming voice condemns them
20) House surronded by SWAT teams from three surrounding counties
21) every school in the country fears your child's name
22) your pet parrot knows every swear in the book
23) Your signature forged, in blood, on school papers
24) You smell something burning
25) You see them interviewed on CBS before they are executed
26) No one will tell you why the cops keep hanging around your house in a van
27) The principal gave up sending you letters long ago
28) you find fur in the mircrowave, which also emits a very disgusting smell
29) One just lost an eye.