five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate
>>on.
>>
>>The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
>>table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered,"
>>
>>The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians.
>>Everything inside them is color-coded,"
>>
>>The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
>>everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
>>
>>The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.
>>They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end
>>and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
>>
>>But the fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all up when he
>>observes: "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts,
>>no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and *** are
>>interchangeable."
>>
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