[Doglips]

This is so goofey that I think someone needs a drug test

From Newsmax
With Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff
For the story behind the story...

Wednesday, April 16, 2003

France's Biggest Lie of the Month

More Frog news: France is in such a dither over its disastrous support for genocidal maniac Saddam Hussein that Chirac's ruling party today issued one of its biggest whoppers ever: that Paris is Washington's "best ally" in the fight against terrorism!

"We continue to think, as paradoxical as it might sound, that we are the best allies of the Americans, because we are preoccupied by the same reality: terrorism," claimed Renaud Donnedieu de Vabres, spokesman for Chirac's Union for a Popular Movement.

Considering how France has failed to curb the rise of radical Islam among its huge Arab population and has done little to stop rampant acts of violence against its Jewish population, that's a hot one.

[wes]

We just showed that we don't need them for anything.

[Big Dog]

Has anybody checked the length of Chirac's nose lately? Got to be getting long! Maybe he's already hired Baghdad Bob to write his speeches and reports.

[Dallas]

With friends like this........ who needs enemies.