So we have this as a kicker story on my morning shows newscast. I thought it interesting enough to post.
How many of you would turn over at least one gun for a special toy, even to please your g/f or wife hell even mistress? Personally I wouldn't as I don't have many guns and what the heck am I going to do with a dang toy.
I guess if the toy was long and hard enough I could conceal carry it and club people with it. And carry a pocket mini vibe as backup.
what a publicity stunt and a cheap way for their licenced gun dealer to aquire more guns for parts. maybe I ought to have a gun return program. lobster for guns. it just might work around here. I'll have to think on this one!
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Yeah, A rubber 'baton'...this' not only funny but it's insane.
Gotta laugh on this one.
I can merely picture gang-bangers beating each other with large rubber dildoes...what a sight that would be. Sorta places a new light on being a gang-banger.
Let alone a robbery being commited with the BG's new piece.
I'm thinking a new movie here; 'Attack of The Killer Dildos', starring the 'Crack Heads'.
Really though, if they are stupid enough to make the trade, they shouldn't be armed.
I thought the Gun was a phallus symbol. The women I know would rather have the guns.
So we have this as a kicker story on my morning shows newscast. I thought it interesting enough to post.
How many of you would turn over at least one gun for a special toy, even to please your g/f or wife hell even mistress? Personally I wouldn't as I don't have many guns and what the heck am I going to do with a dang toy.
I guess if the toy was long and hard enough I could conceal carry it and club people with it. And carry a pocket mini vibe as backup.
I can just see the headlines now.....
"Mugger given the shaft by victims big, rubber d*ck!"
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Personally, I think this is disgusting.
And it is gonna give REAL gun owners, another black eye.
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Well, if anyone here would like to swap one of their guns, I'll take them up on their offer. I'll take what you want and I'll send in return a pack of Oscar Myer weiners and a tube of vaseline for your gun. Deal?
i read it the other night and had a good chuckle at it.
Really don't know how successful it will be but an inventive attempt anyways.
i doubt it will work either cause the liberals dont have any hot models to go after. Trade my gun for a nancy pelosi endorsed vibrator.... i dont think so.
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It'd be almost a one stop shop.... Just add beer...
And it way better than the Govt version - There's a prick in the white house that wants us to give up our guns... Or we got a prick and he gets the guns.
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Originally Posted by JG12gauge
i doubt it will work either cause the liberals dont have any hot models to go after. Trade my gun for a nancy pelosi endorsed vibrator.... i dont think so.
Hey JG I think you got the "Marital Aids" and "Birth Control" mixed up there...
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Uh duh, I use my gun to pleasure myself. Got no use for any other of "Those" toys.
