[Doglips]

Found on Rime Firearms Conference...


Q: What does a BATF agent get on an IQ test?

A: Drool


Q: How many BATF agents does it take to change a light bulb?

A: BATF agents don't change light bulbs. They just light up the whole
building.


Q: Why are BATF marriages so unstable?

A: It's hard to make love wearing boots, body armor and a mask.


Q: How do you break a BATF agent's finger.

A: Punch him in the nose.


Q: What did the BATF agent say to the other BATF agent after the raid?

A: I thought *you* brought the marshmallows.


Q: What's the difference between a biker gang and BATF?

A: One is a group of violent social misfits that gets its jollies by
rape and murder. The other rides motorcycles.

[SPOCAHP ANAR]

Q: How do you break a BATF agent's finger.

A: Kick him in the @$$.

[7mmag6]

Ahem i would be carefull about batf jokes, they probably read this forum more than we do

[Doglips]

Im on so many list that I think Im called a training aid....or crash test dummy

[practical]

Doglips, is you profile pic from a BATF training guide?

[Doglips]

No it the agent whos been parked accross the street for the last 6 months....Paranoid my psycologist calls it....I walk out of the house and its like the paverotize takeing pic of a movie star....lots of flashes...and people chaseing me.