Old 06-01-2003, 10:19 PM   #1
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God I love my Russian mistress--

I took Natasha out on a date today. We went to her favourite place, the 130 yrd range. I first met Natasha last year, when we met on Gunbroker. She was cooped up all the time and she really never went out at all. After a couple weeks in rehab, her body got toned up a little bit, and she looks sexy as ever. Today she had a feast on her favourite--some Yugoslavian 76.62x39 and for dessert she had a little Russian Wolf. I will say this, at 130yrds, she was hitting 2" groupings with iron sights. I was very happy with the way she "handled" her appetite. Natasha has a never ending hunger though, and soon I was all out of her beloved Yugo 7.62x39. When she found out, she wasnt disappointed, she made me wipe her down, and she liked it when I stuck an oiled patch down her chamber to clean her bore a couple times. When we got through with that she made me promise that I would take her out on a date again next Sunday. What could I say? She really twisted my arm and I finally gave in, so we are on for next week again.

If my wife finds out about the way Natasha really acts she is going to be really jealous!



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Old 06-02-2003, 11:46 AM   #2
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I want her bad now!
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Old 06-03-2003, 10:05 AM   #3
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Man,I know what you mean!I would prefer a Russian but my Norinco keeps me warm.I can't get the groups you do,but it might be me,probable is!
I guess my babe will have to settle for runner up,that's OK,we can't all have #1:nod:
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Old 06-03-2003, 02:46 PM   #4
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I got a Yugoslavian mistress...barely touched!
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Old 06-03-2003, 03:54 PM   #5
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I have a Rusky and a Norinco and both are fine, fine guns.

I have to say that the Norinco shoots the best with the replacement cover and scope and the Rusky shoots best with iron sights.

But, 'regawdless' of which one I like best I sure as heck wouldn't call them mouse guns (as some on another site have)....that 7.62 X 39 round is highly under rated by some......fer sure. Being comparable to the 30.30 round you ain't gonna get a whole lot of usefull distance but from 0-200/250 yards......it'll do it to ya.

Glad you like Natasha......treat her well and she will treat you even better.
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