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> > > In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
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> > animals
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> > > must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable
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> > by
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> > > death.
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> > > >
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> > > > (Like THAT makes sense.)
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> > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> > > In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
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> > > prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
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> > only see
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> > > their reflection in a mirror.
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> > > >
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> > > (Do they look different reversed?)
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> > > > *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> > > >
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> > > Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. this also
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> > > applies to undertakers. The organs of the deceased must be covered with
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>a
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> > > brick or piece of wood at all times.
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> > > >
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> > > (A brick??)
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> > > > *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> > > The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
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> > > >
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> > > (Much worse than "going blind!")
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> > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> > > >
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> > > There are men in Guam whose full?time job is to travel the countryside
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>and
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> > > deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for
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> > the
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> > > first time... Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
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> > virgins to
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> > > marry.
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> > > >
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> > > (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
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> > world
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> > > that even comes close to this?)
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> > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> > > >
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> > > In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
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> > > husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on
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> > the
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> > > other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
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> > > >
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> > > (Ah! Justice!)
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> > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> > > >
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> > > Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England ? but only in
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>tropical
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> > fish
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> > > stores.
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> > > >
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> > > (But of course!)
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> > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> > > >
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> > > In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
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> > first
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> > > time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
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> > > >
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> > > (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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> > > > *~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*
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> > > In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
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> > and
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> > > her daughter at the same time.
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> > > >
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> > > (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
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>law?)
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> > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> > > >
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> > > In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
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>one
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> > > exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
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>"in
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> > places
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> > > where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
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> > > >
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> > > (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
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> > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> > > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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> > > >
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> > > (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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> > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> > > >
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> > > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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> > > >
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> > > (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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> > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> > > >
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> > > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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> > > >
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> > > (Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)
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> > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> > > >
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> > > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
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>weight
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> > and
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> > > always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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> > > >
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> > > (From drinking little bottles of...?
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> > > >
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> > > (How did the government pay for this research??)
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> > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> > > An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
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> > > >
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> > > (I know some people like that.)
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> > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> > > Starfish don't have brains.
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> > > >
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> > > (I know some people like that, too)
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> > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> > > >
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> > > And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
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> > > >
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> > > (Do you think they have bad breath?)
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"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity"
-Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis
"If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective."
- Ted Nugent
"Self-defense is Nature's eldest law."
-John Dryden
I was rhinking Guam was an ISLAND. But then again I am probably incorrect. Oh well My father was stationed there during the Korean war. From there he was transfered to Tulie Greenland.
That was a really nice place if you like ice.
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God Bless.
From Tejas -- formerly known as Texas.
