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Old 05-20-2011, 11:12 AM   #1
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the end of the world on may 21,st

I am posting this on my knees,,,no,I am posting this on the confuser while being on my knees.I came in frim the horsepoop detail to put some sweet williams in a vase I had picked to see if I could get a point or two (I need them,she,s all over me for not following doctors orders.) and when I looked at the tv they had a deal that some christian outfit says the world ends on may 21,st.So I will be on my knees all day until the end tomorrow.(unless I have to go #2) A few hours (maybe one day) isn't much to repent for 71+yrs.Possibly I could cut a deal on the first couple years,I wasn't all that bad then.Just thought I would post a warning because I know there are at least two on here as bad or worse than me.Got to get back to some good ol' fashion repenting.Bye.
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Old 05-20-2011, 12:27 PM   #2
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I hope not!. its payday on the 25th!!
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Old 05-20-2011, 12:30 PM   #3
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See ya all on Monday.
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Old 05-20-2011, 12:37 PM   #4
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Better safe than sorry.......
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Old 05-20-2011, 12:39 PM   #5
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NOT ON A FREAKIN" SATURDAY!!!!
****ed!
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Old 05-20-2011, 12:43 PM   #6
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I was going to take a lawn chair down to Malibu beach to watch the disappearing act. Figured there'd be a lot of people there and I could get double duty watching the, er, scenery. But, sadly, as I though about it I realized this is California and there aren't likely to be a lot leaving from here so I think I'll just watch some "Monk" reruns. He cracks me up.
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Old 05-20-2011, 12:58 PM   #7
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Any excuse will do, I'm puttin off mowing the grass.
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Old 05-20-2011, 01:17 PM   #8
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Sorta makes the song "I'm gettin' married in the morning" a moot point in singing.

Dang...

I needed to finish my new pump house today but the weather isn't co-operating...now you'all tellin' me I won't get to finish it tomorrow either.
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Old 05-20-2011, 01:49 PM   #9
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NOT ON A FREAKIN" SATURDAY!!!!
****ed!
There goes the weekend !
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Old 05-20-2011, 01:52 PM   #10
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In 1972 some religious sect predicted this same thing in Pennsylvania. They all followed their leader into a cave on a Friday to await doomsday. Food, provisions etc. They looked like a bunch of horses .... when they came out on Monday. No one could get an interview!
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Old 05-20-2011, 02:08 PM   #11
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Come on we all know the world ends on December 21st 2012. This group is just trying to steal the Myan's thunder and end it early. If this is the case than I get out of babysitting tomorrow.
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Old 05-20-2011, 02:30 PM   #12
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samuel: Sir, some additional information {I'm sure you are aware}

It is clear in the Bible; we will not know the end ''date''

PHOENIX -- According to billboards all over the country, Judgment Day is Saturday and the world as we know it will end, culminating in the deaths of all non-believers in five months. According to Family Radio Worldwide, "the Bible guarantees it." Harold Camping, the president of Family Radio, is the leader of Project Caravan, a Christian group that's dedicated to spreading the word about the end

This is not the first time Camping has predicted the end of the world. He first said it would happen on Sept. 4, 1994. That time, he apparently misread the obscure Bible codes that supposedly give us the exact date of the Rapture
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Old 05-20-2011, 02:43 PM   #13
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If tomorrow is "judgement day," wouldn't that be the 2nd coming of Christ? According to Revelation that there will be a 7 year "tribulation" period before "judgement day" aka the 2nd coming. Whether we are raptured before or during the tribulation, doesn't matter.

So, have the last 7 years been the tribulational period? Sure hope I wasn't decieved by the anti-christ's wiles and accidentally took the mark of the beast?

They are so bent on interpreting prophesy and calculating dates out mathematically, looks like they missed the literal text that tells us of all the things that must come to pass and precede "judgement day." I haven't seen the 7 year peace treaty with Israel or the anti-christ manifesting himself, appearing to recover from fatal wounds, etc, etc, etc.

Whoops!
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Old 05-20-2011, 02:50 PM   #14
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At least ya got the stalls mucked Sam. Heaven forbid the hay burners gotta lie in thier own poo
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Old 05-20-2011, 03:02 PM   #15
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Yawn, here we go again

I advise people to read the Bible.
It clearly states that not even the angels have this information. The timing is reserved unto God.

If an angel does not have this information I sincerely doubt someone walking around on earth hoping for his fifteen seconds of fame on a T.V. soundbite has any useful predictive information.
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Old 05-20-2011, 03:15 PM   #16
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Yeah, but... *I* heard that Saturday was "Zombie Apocalypse Day"

Meaning I should get up in the morning, brew a nice pot o' coffee, get the

shorty 12 Ga out of the vault (and the Browning P35 too, just 'cause)

load up and sit on the front deck awaiting the zombies!


Should be a fun day! the HECK with my lawn tomorrow.

Seeya Monday, gentlemen.




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Old 05-20-2011, 03:18 PM   #17
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I mowed today. Wanted it to look good for the rapture!
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Old 05-20-2011, 03:25 PM   #18
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I wonder if this guy's plannin' his own private Jonestown.
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Old 05-20-2011, 04:53 PM   #19
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Every single prediction of the end of the world in history of mankind (and there have been thousands) have all been wrong .

I dont see why this one is any different.
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Old 05-20-2011, 05:22 PM   #20
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I hope not!. its payday on the 25th!!
Sucks to be you. Haha I got paid today and I'm going out in style. Alls I can say if the world doesn't end tomorrow, it will suck to be me!
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