Top 17 Signs The Fireworks Store Shoppers Are Too Stupid to be Trusted With the Merch
Top 17 Signs The Fireworks Store Shoppers Are Too Stupid to be Trusted With the Merchendise
By Fire Hazzard
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1) They explain how last years "Home-made" fireworks didn't work out too well
2) Asks which direction the fireworks should be pointed
3) They ask if the fireworks are dishwasher safe
4) Wondering around the Tent puffing on a Fat Cigar
5) "Nah man, It's gonna be a surprise, so I'll just hide them in the oven..."
6) "Are these Microwave safe?"
7) "do you have any that go BANG and make pretty colors?"
8) With these new Roman Candles, you can pick kids off their bikes from 35 yards!
9) Was wonderin if ya had something that Wouldn't burn my house down this year?
10) "But Mooom, this is so sissy compared to last year's nitroglycerin!"
11) a shopper asks," how many of these black cats will it take to blow up a cat?"
12) Missing 3 fingers from Last year's display
13) These punks are worthless... I use a sediline torch to light mine at home
14) The ones that are still alive are missing all ten fingers and an eye
15) hey bubba, watch this!
16) A man that walks in with one hand and no fingers
17) You're in Alabama
Hey, Doglips - you catch the news about the truckfull of fireworks that went "BANG!" down south? Killed a few folks, from what I heard. Wonder what set it off? "Hey, Bubba - watch this!" comes to mind.
Top 17 Signs The Fireworks Store Shoppers Are Too Stupid to be Trusted With the Merch 
