[7mmag6]

this morning I was looking forward to hitting the range, plinking with my ak maybe change oil in the truck, when my wife uttered those 5 words HONEY LETS RE-ARRANGE THE FURNITURE, so all day Im humping furniture, crawling around under the house, to drill holes through the floor to re-locate the freaking dish cable, moving the entertainment center that weighs 400 pounds, sliding couches, chairs, and it ends up bieng arranged exactly like the time before we re-arranged furniture, aaaaaaarrrrrgh why do women have to be like this, I could leave the stinking tv in the same place for 20 years, now tommorrow she wants me to get up early and re arrange the bedrooms furniture, move this bed there, move this chest of drawers 5 feet, there goes my weekend

[NRAJOE]

HA HA...better you than me....:joker: :right:

[Big Dog]

Yep, we men move furniture once, when we first bring it in. It doesn't move til it breaks and we move it out to the "burn pile".
We build our nest right the first time!

'Course, that bookcase might look better over there . . .

[Dallas]

Very similar to ...."I now pronounce you married." You're dead either way.

[tommy]

my old lady is the oposite she says leave it where it is . she say's i put it there and i want it to stay there so don't touch a **** thing or else. so i don't.

[hkpete]

Women, you can't live with them and you can't live without them!

[NRAJOE]

Can't kill 'em either.......well, yes you could if ya don't mind ridin' "Old Sparky"....

[SPOCAHP ANAR]

"Women, you can't live with them - THE END!"

As said by the great Al Bundy.

[Oxford]

Changing their minds like the wind blowing. Could result in going in any direction anytime. Why? They don't have to have a reason. Just because...???

Been married 42 yrs and that's still true.

Ox

[Sniper[MI]]

Quote:      

Originally posted by Phacopsrana "Women, you can't live with them - THE END!" As said by the great Al Bundy.

Best ever Al Bundy quote,

Wasnt gonna get married....Got Married.
Wasnt gonna have kids......Had Kids.
What the he11 went wrong?!?!?!

[7mmag6]

sunday night Im tired as a race horse, but i managed to kill the direct tv somewhere under the house, 3 foot head space, its about 100 degrees under the floor, now I have to crawl around heater ducts, and sort it out

[dhermesc]

"THE IRS AUDITORS ARE HERE".

Those five words will make your a** pucker. I have gone through two of them and you thought your proctologist was thorough! These guys don't use gloves or lube.