[Doglips]

Last friday night...I was guardign a hotel....big one on the beach....we had a natural gas leak....fire department comes says set off the fire alarm....evacuate the hotel. So I pull the alarm and go room to room floor to floor (8 floors) bangin on doors telling people to evacuate the hotel (Alarm blareing was not reson enough to leave the room I guess)....fire fighter going along behind me banging on doors and a cop behind him.....all off us banging on doors....Alarm going...people walking down the hallway.....and almost every freaking room people would open the door, look at me and the firefighter and go "is there a peoplem" me and the cop joked afterweards that we should have said "no problem we are from the hotel and just wanted to make sure your room was clean" or ""naw we just had a few beers and thought it would be funny to set off the alarm and bang on doors". I tell you people are not all that bright

[colt45]

I hear you bud, makes you really wounder how they breed so fast don't it.

[Rave]

Yup,lemmings breed fast too,like I say,"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers!"
Especially if there is a voting machine handy!

[Lord Shrike]

Reminds me of when me and Sniper were both in the apartment maintenance buisness. We would test the fire alarms regulary in one particular complex. Instead of people coming out they would be buzzing the intercom thinking someone had rung there number. We could literally sit there for 15 minutes and just listen to people going hello? hello? anyone there? that and the sound of the door being opened. We used to joke if there ever was a fire they would find half the people burnt to a crisp right by there intercoms.

[Stopper]

Perfect example of nature taking care of it's own. They're day is coming, sooner or later. The speed of their demize is proportional to their level of stupidity.

[Dale]

Certain species eat their young when they sense they are not up to par.

We humans might want to regress..............just a little.

[TheTroll]

Dale do you still need that 03 stock? Let me know if you do or call me at work toll free 877 799 7669 ext 133

[tommy]

i caught a derick barge on fire one time then i had to go wake up about 50 sleeping malaysian workers and tell them the barge was on fire. it was simple all i did was turn on the light and point up at the smoke filling up on the cieling they were running like hell.you know some of them suckers sleep in the nude. and they don't play with fire they left everything they ran up top on the deck with no cloths on and the rest had nuthin but underwear on . but atleast the moved .

[Sniper[MI]]

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Originally posted by Lord Shrike Reminds me of when me and Sniper were both in the apartment maintenance buisness. We would test the fire alarms regulary in one particular complex. Instead of people coming out they would be buzzing the intercom thinking someone had rung there number. We could literally sit there for 15 minutes and just listen to people going hello? hello? anyone there? that and the sound of the door being opened. We used to joke if there ever was a fire they would find half the people burnt to a crisp right by there intercoms.

Ya! That or the idiots that wanted to use the elevator....can you say Easy Bake Idiot Oven???