Can you guess which organization this is?

Doglips · 08-07-2003, 11:36 AM

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of USA in line.

Klaus · 08-07-2003, 05:00 PM

What year were theses stats for?

Doglips · 08-07-2003, 05:50 PM

Dont know...was on Strange cosmos

Rave · 08-07-2003, 09:13 PM

Hypocritical bastids!

Rufus Rhastus J · 08-08-2003, 07:18 AM

Gives one pause for thought! Glad you reminded me how lacking our leaders are in leadership skills! If we were still in the service, they would be required to take remedial training!

Lord Shrike · 08-08-2003, 04:55 PM

All the more reason for my proposed Washington Congress Party where instead of Tea we throw congressman into the Potomac!

Fred Vetter · 08-08-2003, 06:28 PM

We are the ones who elected them, well I voted for some of them.

08-07-2003, 11:36 AM	#1
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	Can you guess which organization this is? Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of USA in line.

08-07-2003, 05:00 PM	#2
Klaus Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cypress, Texas Posts: 2,383	What year were theses stats for? __________________ "Gee, Wally, Eddie Haskel's mom puts out!"

08-07-2003, 09:13 PM	#4
Rave Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa Posts: 6,875	Hypocritical bastids! __________________ USAF '62-'66 .

08-08-2003, 04:55 PM	#6
Lord Shrike Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: MOOOOOOOOOOO land also known as Wisconsin Posts: 1,103	All the more reason for my proposed Washington Congress Party where instead of Tea we throw congressman into the Potomac! __________________ Taint nuthin a 12 gauge wont solve

08-07-2003, 05:50 PM	#3
Doglips Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cocoa Florida Posts: 9,089	Dont know...was on Strange cosmos

08-08-2003, 07:18 AM	#5
Rufus Rhastus J Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: West, Central Florida, Third World America Posts: 6,339 Images: 1	Gives one pause for thought! Glad you reminded me how lacking our leaders are in leadership skills! If we were still in the service, they would be required to take remedial training!

08-08-2003, 06:28 PM	#7
Fred Vetter Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mc Ewen, Tn. Posts: 93	We are the ones who elected them, well I voted for some of them.