[Doglips]

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

~ she called me to get my phone number.

~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

~she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

~she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

~ she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

~ she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

~ she tried to drown a fish.

~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.

~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

~ if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.

~ they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

~ under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

~ she tripped over a cordless phone.<<< DON'T LAUGH IT'S HAPPENED!!! ~>>>

~she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

~ at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put 'Sagittarius.'

~she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

~ it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

~if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speachless.

~she studied for a blood test.

~she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

~she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

~she thought she needed a token to get on Soul train.

~she sold the car for gas money.

~when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.

~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

~she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.

~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.



submitted by Luann W.