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Top 39 ways to get in trouble in elementary school
By Spoiledmunky24

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1) Bringing in your dad's latex friend in for Show&Tell
2) spell everything g-l-o-r-i-o-u-s-m-a-r-t-y-r
3) Thermos Full of Vodka
4) Relpace all the milk with Irish Cream
5) Stand on desk, yell at teacher, "Show us your tits!"
6) Bring along your invisible friend.The one who sets fires.
7) Giving your teacher a dollar for "the way that she shakes her moneymaker."
8) Sacrafice class hampster to the "Test God"
9) Selling paste on the playground corner to unsuspecting first graders.
10) Sneak in during recess & switch the tape the class is about to see with a porn
11) Make a diarama of the Columbine shooting
12) Take advice from that Bart Simpson kid
13) Taking your compass and poking someone so the teacher will call on them
14) stick a paint brush in somebody's eye
15) Talking the Blind Kid into playing Dodge Ball.
16) Nap all day long except for nap time.
17) Trying to play doctor during Nap Time.
18) streak
19) refusing to come out of the garbage can.
20) flicking off your teacher
21) Forget your name when called into their office
22) showing teachers that you ARE smarter than them
23) Implement "31 Ways to Sink a Sub"
24) 'secret time' with your teacher
25) Get the teacher pregnant
26) If you're trying to get in trouble, multiple homicide is the way to go.
27) Snort the lines of chalk out of the blackboard tray
28) Prove to the class just how boys are different than girls.
29) Kissing a classmate of the same sex.
30) A cherry bomb in the toilet works for any grade
31) Finger painting with just the middle one.
32) Draw pictures of the Teachers dying horrible deaths at your hands
33) try to teach the kids anotomy 101
34) That whole killing other students thing
35) Tellig how you were REALLY born (no stork that is)
36) Conceal WMD in your crayon box
37) ...And this is my dad, Saddam
38) Show off your collection of Playboys
39) pull out your large intestine