 1 liners
Q: Why is sex like a bank?
A: Because once you take it out you lose interest.
Q: What do you call a closet full of lesbians?
A: A liquor cabinet.
Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About 6 drinks.
Q: How does a gay guy fake an orgasm?
A: He spits on the other guy's back.
Q: Why is pubic hair curly?
A: Because if it were straight it would poke your eyes out.
Q: How can you tell Dolly Parton's kids from normal kids?
A: They have stretch marks around their mouths.
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: More to the point, what was she doin' outta tha kitchen?
Q: What is the definition of Confidence?
A: When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and
you slap her on the *** and say, "You're next!".
Q: What is the politically correct name for Lesbian?
A: "Vagitarian".
Q: How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled "coping with darkness".
Q: What's the difference between PMT and BSE?
A: One's mad cow's disease and the other's an agricultural problem.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer
in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
Q: What's got four legs and an arm?
A: A rottweiler.
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