 Top Ten Things Heard In Line To Buy Hillary Clinton's Book
Top Ten Things Heard In Line To Buy Hillary Clinton's Book
10. "At last we'll cut through the lies and get to the embellished, politically motivated truth"
9. "Do we get a discount if we've had sex with Bubba?"
8. "Hey, the Whitewater chapter is all shredded"
7. "Why ain't your husband king no more?"
6. "Hillary Clinton? Crap, I thought it was the new Harry Potter book"
5. "That Barnes and Noble cashier looks a lot like Al Gore"
4. "I hear the section about Bill is a pop-up book"
3. "The last time I was at one of these, Rosalyn Carter showed up drunk"
2. "Twenty-eight bucks for a book? That Lewinskys"
1. "I feel weird doing this with your wife right there, Mr. Clinton"
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