Sweet!!!! It's good to see you are still kicking (or at least standing AND peeing). Most people missed you being around and I hope you feel good enough to check in daily. If not just to Zapp a few Brannigans out of here. Now, stay the hell out of the garden......unless you are under proper parental supervision.
Glad to hear from you Sam! You had us all worried............well, most of us anyway. We're looking forward to you being a regular "troll runner off-er" on here again! Ha! Ha! We need someone to keep us "ballisticions" in line! Just wanted you to know that many of your G&G family have been worried sick about your disappearance and/or whereabouts. Rumor had it that you had joined the French Foreign Legion and your location was of a proprietary nature and couldn't be divulged. LOL!
To everyone:I was found lying in the yard again and taken to a dungeon and tortured with what they claim to be medical tools and after scraping,grinding,and torture devices attached wherever it was the most painful they put shackles on me and other devices to hold me so they could stretch me,(most painfully),held captive for (years?) a few months and then drugged so I couldn't turn them in and get them arrested.I got home a few days ago and found I couldn't do much.(nor did I want to)I finally got on the confuser and after a while figured how to get on here.I found a post on me and with a couple rests read it.I found that old friends were worried about me so I am posting this to let you know I am fine and never felt better.When I got home the other day VA had hired a contractor to build two ramps and had one of those scooters to escape from that woman.I can't quite run it much yet but am learning.The biggest problem is getting in it and back in bed. I also found a few posts where someone made themselves feel better by telling everyone what a terrible person I am.Realizing some people need to run someone down to make themselves feel good,I am very pleased that I could be of service and hope they feel much better.If it will help make you feel good feel free to use me anytime to lift your spirits.I also saw where some thought I was mad about something.The only thing I can think of was where Chris called me for posting irrational opinions about Californians.He should have as I was wrong.I made a smart-ass reply and that was wrong to.To all the good and decent Californians,I sincerely appoligize for being so childish.(to the other type of Cally'ies,I make no appoligy.)If there was anything else I am unaware of it but apoligize anyway but know my leaving had nothing to do with the forum or anyone on it. I tried to go through the pm's but there are several,they are backdated,and I will need more time.I may not reply but please believe I love you all like the wonderful brothers and sisters you are.I gotta get back in bed.I can walk a little.(and dare I say,stand to pee)With all my heartfelt love and appreciation,,,sam.
Samuel Sir: Just want to say glad you are feeling somewhat better. Everyone on here has good things to say about you. I am somewhat kinda sorta new to this site. Just want you to know that I am from Calif but transplanted to Tennessee about 3 years ago. Sir, I take no offense to bashin California. At times you will hear me bash it and them too. Get stronger so you can get on here more so I can get to know you as everyone else already knows you.
__________________ Take what you can, give nothing back: Capt Jack Sparrow
Zapp that was about 80% smartass. I am with rl69. I love differing opinions. If we all had the same ideas and thoughts what would be the point of a forum. That is why I am here in fact is to get ideas or opinions that differ from my own. Without that I would just be doing things my way all of the time with no knowledge of why. My way IS the best way, and not because I am a douche who is never wrong but because I listen. If someone elses way is better I will gladly change. I strive to be the best at whatever I am doing. In being the best you have to be able to accept new ideas.
WELL SPOKEN, I look forward to seeing Samuel's posts here so that even at my age I may learn something
Sam. You've been missed and worried about. This is only the latest thread with folks wondering about you. As others are saying, it's darn good to see you post and good to hear you're making a comeback. Even if on rollers, you're still a sharp cookie with lots of good information and experience!
Oh boy, the next thing you know we will hear about some crazy old man upside down in his living room after trying to jump his scooter off some VA installed ramps!
Just kidding. Sam it is good to know you are still with us. You take care of yourself.
__________________ But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing.
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