 LOVE - Before & After
LOVE - Before & After
BEFORE & AFTER LOVE
BEFORE - You take my breath away
AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating.
BEFORE - Twice a night
AFTER - Twice a month.
BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
AFTER - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
BEFORE - Saturday Night Fever
AFTER - Monday Night Football.
BEFORE - Don't stop
AFTER - Don't start.
BEFORE - Is that all you're having?
AFTER - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey.
BEFORE - It's like I'm living in a dream
AFTER - It's like he lives in a dorm.
BEFORE - $60/doz.
AFTER - $1.50/stem
BEFORE - Turbocharged
AFTER - Jumpstart.
BEFORE - We agree on everything
AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
BEFORE - Victoria's Secret
AFTER - Fruit-of-the-Loom.
BEFORE - Charming and Noble
AFTER - Chernobyl
BEFORE - Feathers and handcuffs
AFTER - Ball and chain.
BEFORE - Idol
AFTER - Idle
BEFORE - I love a woman with curves
AFTER - I never said you were fat.
BEFORE - He's completely lost without me
AFTER - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
BEFORE - Time stood still
AFTER - This relationship is going nowhere.
BEFORE - Croissant and cappuccino
AFTER - Bagel and instant.
BEFORE - You look so seductive in black
AFTER - Your clothes are so depressing.
BEFORE - Oysters
AFTER - Fishsticks
BEFORE - I can hardly believe we found each other
AFTER - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you.
BEFORE - Passion
AFTER - Ration
BEFORE - Once upon a time
AFTER - The end.
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