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"If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
A Man WITH a gun is a CITIZEN, a Man WITHOUT a gun is a SUBJECT
hahaha when I first saw that thread I thought the coffin was MADE of bacon. And then I just imagined my dead self getting rolled and wrapped up in giant bacon strips like a hotdog .... oh whats wrong with me...
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It's not always the size of the dog in the fight. Often it's the size of the fight in the dog.
As long as someone puts in the 4 eggs sunny side up,toast, pertaters with onions and green peppers and sausage with gravy.
I would be in for that.......LOLrotfl.......
Maybe a few once's of Cranberry Grape juice
The coffee now has to be included,that would come with the basic deal right.....
hahaha when I first saw that thread I thought the coffin was MADE of bacon. And then I just imagined my dead self getting rolled and wrapped up in giant bacon strips like a hotdog .... oh whats wrong with me...
And here I thought it was a Bacon Lined premium Farmer John Casket, made to keep the islamists from messin' with your dead hillbilly body! Paint ain't gonna keep 'em away from desecrating an American's mortal remains. Maybe stick a skunk in there with me, and THEN they'd leave me alone! Make it one of those reverse kittys, all white with a black stripe! And here it is almost bedtime, and y'all got me yearnin' for breakfast!
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"If we ever forget we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
A Man WITH a gun is a CITIZEN, a Man WITHOUT a gun is a SUBJECT
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Bacon coffin can be yours for $2,999.99 
ve bacon! 
Biscuits 
I'm in 
