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When 21-year-old Antonio Vasquez arrived at a Fresno, Calif., home with the intent to rob it on Sept. 6, 2008, he came prepared. Brandishing an 8-inch sausage and a jar of all-purpose seasoning, Vasquez stole $900, hit one of the residents with the meat baton several times, and threw the seasoning into the face of another. Police quickly found Vasquez in an orchard nearby because he left his shorts, with his ID in the pockets, at the residence.
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BUT
it leaves a burning question unanswered.
i understand clubbing people with a weenie.
that happens all the time.
and incapacitating innocent victims with all purpose seasoning is a common enough occurance
but in the name of betty crocker.
why did he leave his britches at the scene of the crime?
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Originally Posted by gradymayhem
"Meat baton" almost made me go incontinent. But yeah, this is almost unbelievable. I really don't know what to say.
if toolman AKA cap'n tool says he was merely defending himself with a weenie against a rabid butterfly attack.
and things got out of hand.
i for one beleive him.
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When 21-year-old Antonio Vasquez arrived at a Fresno, Calif., home with the intent to rob it on Sept. 6, 2008, he came prepared. Brandishing an 8-inch sausage and a jar of all-purpose seasoning, Vasquez stole $900, hit one of the residents with the meat baton several times, and threw the seasoning into the face of another. Police quickly found Vasquez in an orchard nearby because he left his shorts, with his ID in the pockets, at the residence.
He sounds like a criminal genius. I'm glad he was caught!
BUT
it leaves a burning question unanswered.
i understand clubbing people with a weenie.
that happens all the time.
and incapacitating innocent victims with all purpose seasoning is a common enough occurance
but in the name of betty crocker.
why did he leave his britches at the scene of the crime?
Perhaps he soiled them during his frenzied attack.
When 21-year-old Antonio Vasquez arrived at a Fresno, Calif., home with the intent to rob it on Sept. 6, 2008, he came prepared. Brandishing an 8-inch sausage and a jar of all-purpose seasoning, Vasquez stole $900, hit one of the residents with the meat baton several times, and threw the seasoning into the face of another. Police quickly found Vasquez in an orchard nearby because he left his shorts, with his ID in the pockets, at the residence.
You’ve got to believe it…… If that had happened this side of the pond a number of our newspapers would have already started a campaign to either ban sausages over 4 inches or at least require a special permit to acquire them.
As for the all-purpose seasoning, the particular brand would have been re- classified as a chemical weapon and removed from sale.
Just another good reason to have a large guard dog around. In any event, glad he was apprehended - this could have become a crime spree of unchecked butchery!
Billy, I do have to say that your information is incorrect!
It was NOT a "21-year-old Antonio Vasquez"... it was Sven Schiessmichtot with a tan. A 27 year old immigrant from Iceland that used a real German Sausage in the attack.
According to Viking legend, he had to leave his shorts (or in Viking culture either his pants or wife) at the scene. This is a sign of the vikings to warn them that they will be back for Lutefisk in the near future.
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It happened in Fresno Calif for Chist sakes. Everything happens there. That town has the Mong gangs. And they have a special force of cops to deal with that problem. I guess to make things worse in Fresno they now have a sausage problem. Oh well, as stated in a post, no more German sausage on the supermarket shelves. The Calif libturds are gonna go crazy with this one. I wonder if they will ban torillas too? They can be flung like a frisbee LOL. And freholies can be used as glue. We could go on and on and on. But dag nabbit they better not touch the ham hocks LOL.
BTW a lot of Armenian people live in the Fresno area. That area is refered to as the valley. Now the Armenian men make a soup that thier wifes will not let them cook in the house. They use the whole head of a pig and it stinks to hog heaven. Making that soup could be used as chemical warfare.
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