One pill makes you bigger, and one pill makes small, go ask Alice, when she's 10 feet tall.
Been in my head for a couple of weeks now. And I have tried watching that infomercial Midnight Special to get it out of my head. I did remember one thing tho. Steely Dan was a fugly sucker, and looked somewhat like a vampire LOL. I also remembered how hot Blondie, Stevie Nix was. Yep, when I was younger I was hot for those two. Oh sorry, I got carried away.
I thought about this last night. My sisters name is Alice, and I saw here grow to 10 feet tall one time. Boy was she PO'ed at me, and I'm the oldest. My sister has a somewhat big bum, and this happened when she was younger, I would say in her 20's. But she got a new tat on her arse. So by me having tats I asked "does mom know"? NO! and you ain't gonna tell her. OK, I wasn't. So with her bein all excited about her new tat she drops her pants and shows me the tat on her arse. She got 3 good size red chili peppers. So me bein the smart arse brother I am, says. Ya know what, as you get older and your butt shrivels up those are gonna be some dried up chili peppers. BOY, did she get PO'ed. But don't tell her I told this story, she will grow to 10 feet tall again LOL.
And the whole reason about not tellin mom is, my dad is a retired Pastor. And we all know what the Bible says about tats. And I had to hear it from mom. Dad wasn't so bad, he just shook his head and asked if it hurt. But mom, she said to me "what would you have done if Jesus would have came into that place where you were gettin that done". In my typical smart arse mannerism I pop up with, "I would ask him if it looked cool". Dad just shook his head, mom finally forgave me. She realized that the tat I had gotten was one my sons drawings, a cross with a shroud over the cross members, I used his drawing to do a cover up over his moms (my first wifes) name. So she wasn't to upset after that. But the other ones, oh boy.
__________________ Take what you can, give nothing back: Capt Jack Sparrow
Love all late sixties rock but lately I've been stuck on "Adios" by Linda Ronstadt. I know, that wasn't '60's and "Adios" really isn't rock, but mainly I'm still just stuck on Linda after all these years - not only was she hot, and probably still is, but she was the finest all around female vocalist of the rock era, bar none. Has anyone heard if she's still touring or planning to? I would go anywhere to see her live!
Ok, now where was I? Oh... and with the election coming up the Who's "We Won't Get Fooled Again" has been rattling around in my ear a lot. That should be played at the Republican convention when Romney accepts if they have a brain in their heads.
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have you found? The same old fears.
Wish you were here.
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.