[neophyte]

The medical profession's view on the healthcare bill

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care
package. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised
not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut
feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot
of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled,
"Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the
whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea
was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the
end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the ass
holes in Washington.

[Oxford]

Quote:       Originally Posted by neophyte

The medical profession's view on the healthcare bill The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care package. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!' The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the ass holes in Washington.

There's something for everyone in that notice.(ha)

[PSLMAN]

That was great!

[Brother Bob]

Thanks Craig. The Mrs. and I got a real hoot out of it.

[swedesrus]

Nothing but the largest tax increase ever on the American public, that`s all I got to say.................

[cabinnut]

Now that was both clever and funny, unlike chief injustice roberts' opinion, which was clever but very unfunny...thanks.