very funny

i pack heat when i take my walk everyday.although them gators they do come up close to you the closest they get is about 3 to 4 feet away. i think they can smell the gun or death or see the future because they just sit there for a while and look at me then they go on thier way . i never had to shoot one yet (yet) .there's alway's a first time for everything .that's why i bring my gun with me on every walk.
but boy dey sho do like to eat dem dogs !!!! man dey can pull down a collie in about 2 seconds and you'll never see him again.
a gator took my buddie's collie down and we never saw it come back up again . the gator was about 10 foot infact the gator still lives back there he's about 13 maybe more my now. he be a big gator

and he keeps makin babies with them lady gators . everytime it rains alot we get little 2 and 3 foot gators in our ditchs so for the moms and the dads have stayded in the back