[jerry]

Come on, come clean!

[pmspinnerb8]

pocket lint, change, guitar pick, pocket knife, and no, that's not a banana!

[Doglips]

My teenagers most of the time

[Oxford]

Maybe I should answer, "Don't ask, don't tell."

Well here goes anyway. You asked for it:

:jaw:

left front: house keys and SUV keys, 2 quarters, one dime, two pennies, one nickel, five one dollar bills, one 3" knife which has scissors, knife and a file.

right front: Chap Stick

back left: billfold

back right: handkerchief(hightly used)

Probably shouldn't have told all my personal secrets, Jerry.

[David N]

I don't have any pockets in my underwear.

one set of keys attached to a really small Swiss Army Knife, another set of keys attached to a Benchmade Ascent pocket knife, wallet

[NRAJOE]

A GIANT roll of CERTS!

[pmspinnerb8]

I'd been waiting for Joe's response, too easy!

[NRAJOE]

Yes I am!

[oneastrix]

Two bits, a nickle, and two guitar picks that I don't recognize.

[NRAJOE]

I thought it was a TINY roll of Certs!

[Oxford]

Joe...I can smell your breath on my monitor. What did you eat last night? Go wash your teeth, gargle and chew a couple more of those Certs. :jaw:

[SexyRedXterra]

I have nothing in my pockets.

[Snakebite]

Mostly loose change and if I'm lucky, a few dollars.
My key ring is what freaks people out. It has a .357 round hanging on it thats got a 200 grain .357 max bullet that I loaded years ago and messed up by putting the primer in upside down. Oh, the 200gr. bullet was made into a hollow point.
There is the original GI issue P38 can opener marked "US"
Also hanging on the ring is a very old brass tag. Its a tag that was issued many years for trappers. It says "Arizona trappers license #A1294"
All this stuff is completely harmless but people see it and think I'm some kind of militant or something. Now why would a normal person have an old bullet on a key chain!?? Only someone that doesnt reload or shoot would ask somethin that stupid!

[NRAJOE]

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Originally posted by Oxford Joe...I can smell your breath on my monitor. What did you eat last night? Go wash your teeth, gargle and chew a couple more of those Certs. :jaw:

Tony Packo Hungarian chili dogs with extra onions and a side of hot pickles!

[NRAJOE]

Go wash my teeth? Sorry Ox, mine don't pop out like yours!

[jerry]

Snakebite, I kept a P-38 on my key chain once, it kept digging me in the leg so I took it off. They are handy.

[PAPA G]

i used to keep a P-38 on my key ring too, but the hammer spur kept snagging on my belt loop.

[Oxford]

Joe...Why else would you carry all those Certs? :cheer: Been kissing the dog lately?

As far washing my teeth in my hands...I just went to the dentist last week and they cleaned every other spot. Six months from then they'll clean the other half. I'm waiting for the good looking hygenist to bend over as she looks down my throat.

Walther P-38 is just plain too big for pocket carry