Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his
entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
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What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally
involved.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the
person at the front desk says, "go ahead."
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How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
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A new law recently passed in North Carolina:
When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
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Redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I've got a hot date for tonight,
an' I needs me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them thar rubbers
gonna cost me?"
To which the pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with
tax."
To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gawd a'mighty, don't they stay on by
themselves?!"
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When white man found this land, Indians were running it.
No Taxes...
No Debt...
Plenty Buffalo...
Plenty beaver!
Women did most of the work.
Medicine Man free!
Indian men hunted and fished all the time!
White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.
"The constitutions of most of our States assert that all power is inherent in the people; that... it is their right and duty to be at all times armed." --Thomas Jefferson to John Cartwright, 1824.
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When white man found this land, Indians were running it.
No Taxes...
No Debt...
Plenty Buffalo...
Plenty beaver!
Women did most of the work.
Medicine Man free!
Indian men hunted and fished all the time!
White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.
"The constitutions of most of our States assert that all power is inherent in the people; that... it is their right and duty to be at all times armed." --Thomas Jefferson to John Cartwright, 1824.
HEY!!! 
witch one's do you resemble.
