The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the
air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, " In
Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same
glass twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses
that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.
The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America
we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink
with the same ones twice.
:nod:
