[Doglips]

Texas Survivor
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled Survivor, Texas Style:

Contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville.

They will then head up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will drive a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

[oneastrix]

Never make it....not in my home town of Midland.....(also Dubya's hometown).

[toolman]

Let me know when they're comin' thru Abilene, I want a shot at 'em!