Doglips...that's absolutely the most repulsive post you've ever made.
Couldn't wait to send it on to my buddy who's wife had an eastern union "cop" show up at his 50th surprise B.D. party and did a semi-strip to the sound of strip music while he sat in the middle of the room holding her clothes that were taken off. She weighed all of 400 lbs. I never let him forget about those babes. He'll get a kick out of this post after he throws up again.
Dang, don't ya hate it when a pod of whales beach themselves?
Had a kid in the Navy on my ship who liked to go "Shamu Hunting" when we hit port. He reasoned that "fat girls need loving too!" And he never had any competition . . .