[Doglips]

MAD COW
So a guy and his wife arrives from a business trip and goes to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The waiter sits them and says, "Our special today is duck or shrimp." The man replies, "I want a T-bone steak medium well." The waiter a bit miffed continues, "What about the mad cow?" The man looks at the waiter and says, "She can order for herself."

[NRAJOE]

Oh man, he won't be playing with her "udders" that night!

[Sniper[MI]]

http://www.totallytom.com/MadCow.html

(not for the kiddies due to language....)

[NRAJOE]

WOW! Now THATS a mad cow!

[PAPA G]

BOVINE EXCRETMENT(is that allowed?)

[NRAJOE]

I believe you have to say cow fritters now....