 Adult Irish Joke
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up
with Father Rafferty
The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and
didn't I marry ye and yer husband two years ago?"
She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father."
The Father asked, "And be there any wee ones yet?"
She replied, "No, not yet, Father."
The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a
candle for ye and yer husband."
She replied, "Oh, thank ye, Father." They parted ways.
Some years later, they met again. The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs.
Donovan, how are ye these days?"
She replied, "Oh, very well Father."
The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?"
She replied, "Oh, yes Father. Three sets of twins and four singles, 10
in all."
The Father said, "Glory be! That's wonderful! How is yer loving husband
doing?"
She replied, "E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle."
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"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity"
-Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis
"If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective."
- Ted Nugent
"Self-defense is Nature's eldest law."
-John Dryden
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