[Oxford]

A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to
Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The
cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed
before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would
like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too.... I didn't know we had a choice!

[colt45]

really they never gave me a choice either.