| Stupid Product warnings
Unknown Wheelbarrow
Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Farenheit.
Craftsman Push Mower
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
Jonsreds Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Unknown Pine Bark Mulch
This bag contains forest products.
Swedish Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Roll-A-Hose
Description reads "WARNING - May cause cancer in California"
Unknown Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Unknown Blow Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
White-Westinghouse 1600 Blow Dryer
Keep away from water
Unknown Japanese Food Processor
Not to be used for anything else.
Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Unknown Vacuum Cleaner
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.
Life saving device
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
Various Computers
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue
Unknown European Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:
To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.
Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press "Hold".
Various Personal Computers
On startup: No keyboard detected. Press any key to continue.
Yamaha Pro-Mix 01 Mixing Desk LCD Display
Press STORE to store
Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.
Sony Vaio PCV-J200 Computer
Warning! Disconnect telephone lines before opening!
Blockbuster Rental DVD (Read Comments)
Be kind - rewind.
Unknown Minidisc Player
Best when used with MiniDisc recorders and players.
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